Logo's crude little toys Rick & Steve are back tonight and let me tell you how much I am in the mood for some bitter and rude gay comedy. But first, today is also a Nuke day on As the World Turns and you know what that means: we've got the liveblog sign warming up, so be sure to check back in starting at 2PM Eastern for your much-needed fix of Oakdale snark. Plus, Sir Elton on The View!

Check out the full listings after the break!

The View (ABC) Check local listings
Elton John and the cast of Broadway's Billy Elliott is scheduled to stop by on today's show. Any sign of that Justin Suarez kid?

As the World Turns (CBS) Check local listings
The fallout of last week's election shenanigans take their toll on Nuke as questions come up about the election results and Noah doesn't feel like lying about what he knows to protect Luke. Hey, can the gay geek contingent arrange Noah to be visited by the future ghost of Lee Adama to discuss what happens when you unfix an election?

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) 9:00 PM EST
Things are certainly getting tight as we're now in the final five. Lancey can get solid scores and only have two points above the lowest-scoring teams? At this point, none of the elimination episodes can be taken for granted.

Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (Logo) 10:00 PM EST
Dana finally gives birth, turning Evan into a sudden YouTube star who gets to meet the bloggerati ... which means I'll have a lot of joke-explaining to do tomorrow night when I finally get to watch the episode with my guy.