Queerview television guide for October 14

Live with Regis and Kelly (syndicated) Check local listings
With Anderson Cooper guest-hosting and Queen Latifah as one of today's guests there's certainly potential for something interesting to be accidentally said. Then again, I'm sure both celebs will be avoiding saying the words "glass" or "closet" during the show.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) 9:00 PM EDT
Aw, Lance and Lacey got to dance the tango after all. And it was a pretty cool number, especially with both of them dressed in dark colors. I'd guess Lance is safe on tonight's elimination episode but with this week's scores being combined with last week, who knows?

Lance and Lacey looked fabulously dramatic last night, no?

Greek (ABC Family) 9:00 PM EDT
Uh-oh, with the season finale nearing and Michael (Max Greenfield) learning about Calvin's (Paul James) recent infidelity, am I the only one thinking we're about to see the last of Michael? Sure, this season has made it clear why the two aren't right for each other but I'm sure going to miss seeing Greenfield playing a nice guy on my TV. Also, tonight sees the return of Jen K (Jessica Rose) who I've been missing since her breakup with Rusty.

Eli Stone (ABC) 10:00 PM EDT
After a promising and fanciful first season, I'm pretty thrilled to see the Greg Berlanti-produced, George Michael-centric and occasionally gay-inclusive series make its return tonight. If you didn't check out this engaging dramedy last season, think of it as "Allan McBeale" with musical numbers. It's worth sampling.

General Hospital: Night Shift (SOAPnet) 11:00 PM EDT
Am I the only one worried about the fate of Eric (Chad Allen) tonight? With the way Night Shift was playing up the angst last week, I can't help but feeling a bit of dread. Funny, I used to avoid Grey's Anatomy for tearjerker stories like this but on Night Shift I find them completely addictive. And don't forget that tonight's episode promises to be "explosive".

General Hospital: Night Shift's Kyle and Eric face a "crossroads" tonight

The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (Oxygen) 11:00 PM EDT
Okay, so I love that JP has become the wise elder of the house (everyone knows Janice isn't going to step into that role) but am I the only getting a little frustrated that JDMA has been feeling much less gay this season? I'm just dying to see JP or Martin get to do something to do beyond hang around the other models. Maybe when Janice "sends home" five models tonight (is that in the "fired from the agency" or "forced to move out of the model house" sense?) she'll have room for more gays??

Sex Change Hospital (WE) 11:00 PM EDT
This British reality series follows a Colorado hospital where transgender patients complete their transition, profiling a variety of patients and the journeys they have taken in life. Coming from World of Wonder, I've got my hopes that this series is more One Punk Under God than ¡Viva Hollywood!.

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