AfterElton Briefs: The Divine Miss M hits 100, Bradley Cooper is on the "A-Team", "La Cage" returns and more!

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• Outsports.com noticed that next Sunday's ESPN's Outside the Lines interviews the former Nebraska wrestlers who got expelled for having some naughty pictures posted online.
  

• La Cage aux Folles is set for a return to Broadway in March 2010. The show is in good hands as it's being produced by Sonia Friedman who snagged a Tony award on Sunday night for the revival of The Norman Conquests. Looks like the play is in good hands, but might I suggest she bring John Barrowman over once he's done with his stint as Albin in the West End production of La Cage currently running in London.

  

• Here is one dance studio you can safely never expect to see Nigel Lythgoe patronizing.
  

• Bette Midler's Las Vegas show hit a milestone when the ribald songstress marked her 100th performance at Caesar's Palace Colosseum. To celebrate the occasion, Miss M chatted with a reporter and shared that she's all for gay marriage and recently met President Obama.
  

• Adam Lambert stayed cool as a 20/20 producer told him he could be as "flamboyant" as he wanted in a 20/20 promo. He might as well have said, "Dance, Monkey! Dance!"
  
  

  
  

• Adult film star John Boham was convicted of murdering a Denver businessman. Boham tried to claim it was suicide staged as murder to get the life insurance policy money. Yeah, that sounds likely.
  

• If Hollywood insists on turning another lame 80s series into a movie, I'm glad they're at least casting Bradley Cooper to star in The A-Team. Personally, I'll just wait for 2011 when he plays gay again. 

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