As The World Turns/Nuke Update: You complete me -- and my son, too!

I posted the latest Nuke clips in my BEST.GAY.WEEK.EVER! column, but forgot to do it here. Can you ever forgive me? So even though Brian liveblogged it, I now present you with the latest update. In it, we learn there is actually another gay boy in Oakdale named plot device Roth and even though Noah (Jake Silbermann) is just like Senator Larry Craig and NOT gay, he still seems to seethe with jealousy over the idea of Luke (Van Hansis) even having coffee with him. (I'm starting to have visions of Alex Forrest (Glenn Close) and boiled bunnies!)

Anywho, Noah's father (Captain Pervy as Brian calls him) seems to turn up whenever Noah and Maddie are macking (just how small is Oakdale anyway?) and he just can't shut up by how pleased he is about all the hugging and kissing and living-in-sin-together Maddie ad Noah are getting up to. And I'm not the only one its starting to creep out. Captain Pervy's antics are starting to feel a bit suspect to Maddie and her brother as well. Hmm, maybe it's not Noah who is going to go all Alex Forrest on us, but his dad?