Avatar of the Week: dabba_honeymoon!

Enough with the threats already! I know it's getting late in the day and since it's Wednesday, you must know NOW who our Avatar of the Week winner is! In case you missed previous winners (shame on you!) every week we hand-pick a notable user avatar to make famous world-wide. The winner gets a million dollars, a cruise around the world, and a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie to thank us. So this week's avatar belongs to ...

Dabba_honeymoon!

As you can see from Dabba's picture, our winner is either a six-week old orange kitten (presumably gay or bisexual, naturally) or is a very manipulative son-of-gun who knew we couldn't resist that little kitty face! Even Karl Rove couldn't so readily bend us to his will.

According to Dabba's bio, her name is actually Liz, she is twenty-one and lives in D.C. Liz hates living in D.C., so she is clearly quite bright. Liz came out as a kitty gay when she was fourteen She hopes to move to New England where she can continue to indulge her passion in collecting anything Judy Garland. Such is her devotion, she has been arrested several times actually trying to rob Judy's grave. Okay, I made that last part up, but let's just say she really likes Judy. Liz is also way into Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney, Ella Fitzgerald, and Dean Martin. (Hmm, I'm starting to think Liz is really a fifty year old gay guy named Lawrence.)

With an avatar like Liz's, we weren't surprised that she watches animal programs almost 24/7 and loves critters of all kinds.