Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

Rainy days and Mondays always get me ... whoa!

• Michael Cudlitz is seriously PO'd that NBCSucks axed Southland. 

• Tab Hunter is promising the documentary about his life will be just as frank as his recent autobiography.

• Fortunately for gay visibility on TV, ABC ordered up a full season of Modern Family. Phew!

• The cast of Glee attended the HRC dinner while Broadway star Gavin Creel attending the march on Sunday.

• The Times Online says the gone far too young Stephen Gately was a gay rights hero. 

• No one is going to make the same claim about actor Mickey Rourke who explains why there is nothing wrong with his use of the word "faggot." Just how many blows to the head has he suffered?

• A new poll by the Pew Research Center shows 57% of Americans support civil unions for gays and lesbians. The other 43% kept crying out "What about the children? Won't someone think about the children?" They then threw teabags at the pollsters and demanded the government keep their noses out of Medicare. 

• Tens of thousands marched on D.C. for gay rights and on Saturday night, President Obama told folks at the HRC dinner he will end Don't Ask/Don't Tell. Meanwhile, some idiots have the audacity to claim the policy is working (watch video below) just great. Not everyone in the gay community thought the march was the right thing right now and that includes Representative Barney Frank. Meanwhile dimwit wingnut Tim Graham of NewsBusters says the media was being "Quiet on D.C. Gay-left Activism/Protest Weekend." In completely unrelated news, a ten second Google search on the words "Obama" and "HRC" produced 2,161 articles.  

• Creitel Babel, the French Muslim team who refused last week to play Paris Foot Gay because they are a bunch of 'mos, are now saying it was a big misunderstanding. A spokesman for the Muslim team says they are happy to play the game and afterward are even willing to share a bottle of wine with Paris Gay Foot, maybe even a little light petting, but definitely nothing below the belt!

• And here is your sports pics of the week! In honor of my Denver Broncos knocking off yet another NFL heavyweight, I present their game winning field goal which beat the New England Patriots in overtime As Kathy Griffin might say, "Suck it NFL!"

 I might be a football fan, but as a gay man, I have to say Denver's uniforms are the ugliest things ever.

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...