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Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

Rainy days and Mondays always get me ... whoa!

  • Tab Hunter is promising the documentary about his life will be just as frank as his recent autobiography.
  • The cast of Glee attended the HRC dinner while Broadway star Gavin Creel attending the march on Sunday.
  • No one is going to make the same claim about actor Mickey Rourke who explains why there is nothing wrong with his use of the word "faggot." Just how many blows to the head has he suffered?

  • A new poll by the Pew Research Center shows 57% of Americans support civil unions for gays and lesbians. The other 43% kept crying out "What about the children? Won't someone think about the children?" They then threw teabags at the pollsters and demanded the government keep their noses out of Medicare. 

  • Creitel Babel, the French Muslim team who refused last week to play Paris Foot Gay because they are a bunch of 'mos, are now saying it was a big misunderstanding. A spokesman for the Muslim team says they are happy to play the game and afterward are even willing to share a bottle of wine with Paris Gay Foot, maybe even a little light petting, but definitely nothing below the belt!
  • And here is your sports pics of the week! In honor of my Denver Broncos knocking off yet another NFL heavyweight, I present their game winning field goal which beat the New England Patriots in overtime As Kathy Griffin might say, "Suck it NFL!"

 I might be a football fan, but as a gay man, I have to say Denver's uniforms are the ugliest things ever.

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...

isoron's picture

I don't think you have to be gay

or maybe not but thay are butt-ugly. But then I live in a town where we have cinderblock houses of orange and green. Don't ask which are the shutters and which is the major color.
Aaron R's picture

Woo!! 5-0!!

I knew we could pull it out. Now with only San Diego standing in our way before Bye week, we're all but assured to be undefeated heading into Week 8. If SD keeps playing like they have been, we'll clinch the AFC West with 5 weeks left.

The throwback uniforms were terrible though. The ugly mustard on the brown was a total eyesore. The giant stripes made it even worst. The uniforms were so different, I'm surprised Orton didn't have more issues finding targets.

 Not as bad as Kansas City having to wear the old Dallas Texan's uniform with the map of Texas on the helmets. It wouldn't have been too confusing, if they hadn't been playing the freaking Dallas Cowboys.

 The whole idea sank like a lead balloon. There goes that extra merch cash the league was hoping to make. You couldn't pay me to wear a Bronco's throwback jersey.

Michael Jensen's picture

You're going to jink us by being so cocky!

I won't breathe a sigh of relief until we beat San Diego IN San Diego.
Aaron R's picture

Hehe...

Didn't you say the same thing last week about the Pats game? I know we've got 11 games to go, and it's too soon to start popping the champaign bottles, but we've got a hell of a team on our hands. I agree, though, once we beat SD next week, the division is ours to lose.

I'm no pundit, though. Two months ago, I thought we we're doomed. Maybe 8-8 if we were lucky. I was even hoping for a little Brady Quinn eye candy trade after we lost Cutler, but now that we're undefeated and the Browns are 1-4, I realize that my days an as armchair coach/manager should probably come to an end.

afhickman's picture

Wrestling with doubt

I think Mickey's was the most unnecessary (and unwelcome) comeback of the past decade.  I can't believe he ever had enough smarts to play football. 

By the way, loved ya in "Steamboat Willie," girl!

"The mountain has wings."

Nighsmith's picture

Mickey's Face

What happened to his face? Is it pumped full of colagen? The weird puffiness and totally cluelessness makes me wonder if some of it seeped into his brain.
H's picture

Adam singing TFM from the movie 2012

Here's a trailer for the movie 2012 with Adam Lambert singing Time For Miracles. His voice sounds absolutley amazing!! Also he talks a little in the beginning to explain the song!

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/2012-adam-lambert-music-teaser/2783600126

TFM will be available on iTunes on oct 20 (tuesday)!

Amazon.com has another short clip from this song.