Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

After vacuuming up fish poo all week,
Alexander vowed to sign up with a different temp agency

• Fame flamed out at the box office pulling in a lowly $10 million box office to land in third place. See what happens when you diss the gays? 

• Last week we wrote about the New York Times article on out gay teens. Now Edge Magazine has an article on former Go-Go's leader singer Belinda Carlisle's out gay seventeen-year-old son Mason who seems way cool. 

• How I Met Your Mother's 100th episode to feature a "big ass" musical number featuring Neil Patrick Harris. As opposed to just featuring a big ass. Speaking of How I Met Your Mother, here is a gag reel from the show. Warning: Some NSFW language!

• Puma found a way to make a sinking market much more enjoyable. As the Dow Jones falls, so does this fellows garments. Who knew finance could be so fun!

• No doubt due to our withering coverage, the CW cancels The Beautiful Life after just two episodes. Hey, at least it lasted as long as Viva Laughlin!

• Awww, a French Kiss In. Not to be confused with French kissing. 

• Outsports.com writes about a blog supposedly written by a closeted major league player. I'm a little skeptical, but Outsports' Jim Buzinski believes it's for real. BTW, the link from Outsports to the player's blog is definitely NOT safe for work!

• Bill Clinton says he was wrong about gay marriage. 

• Here's a post about a straight guy who would never ever go to a gay male doctor no matter what. Let's send him an ID bracelet stating exactly that in case he's ever in an accident and is attended by a gay paramedic.

• Here is your sports pics of the week!

During the Three-Legged Soccer World Championship, Andrey Karyaka was thoughtful enough to give Luke Andrews a quick testicular exam proving good sportsmanship is still out there.

And now the work week begins! We're sorry...