Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

This is my dream! This is my dream! Oh, hell, who the f*** am I kdding.

• Canada's gay TV network was saved by a ... straight couple? Indeed it was.

• Newsweek's Ramin Setoodeh has a way to improve the G.I. Joe movie, Rise of the Cobra. Make Joe gay! Dear god, no. I really don't want to watch this franchise. 

• NPR interviewed the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck in New York!

• Charlie David turned 29 yesterday! Happy B-Day, David! 

• 25,000 gathered in Tel Aviv to commemorate those murdered last week by a lone gunman. Meanwhile, authorities are holding the soldier who apparently threatened to attack the rally.

• The American Idol summer tour hit Newark, New Jersey over the weekend, and one critic was not impressed with Adam Lambert, saying he "looked like the missing link between Perez Hilton and Kelly Osbourne". Ouch! Yes, the critic has since been whacked by the gay mafia. Shhhh....

• New York Magazine wonders if "No Homo" is reason to think things are getting better when it comes to gays and hip-hop. 

• The Torchonline talks to out actor Russell Tovey. Swoon....

• Here is your sports pic of the week! 

John Howard: I just don't get how people see homoeroticism here!
Tamdan McCrory: Me either. Now hold me.

Look who is a fan of Ultimate Fighting Championship