Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins... 

I don't know about you, but I think its actually harder to face a Monday after a three day weekend than after a regular weekend. I guess my sense of denial deepens more over three days and makes the acceptance of the inevitable that much more difficult.

What do you mean these aren't rose colored glasses? *#$%!

You might try reading very slowly...

• Jackass's Steve O joined the NOH8 campaign posing proposing to himself and kissing his bodyguard. 

• Examiner.com interviews out actor Thom Bierdz, who returns to The Young & The Restless this week as the newly out character of Phillip.

• These folks who got Punk'd by Sacha Baron Cohen for Bruno aren't laughing. Meanwhile, the reporter got Punk'd by Defamer by thinking Bruno's full title is Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt, a title Defamer made up. 

• Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe would love to play a transvestite or drag queen, because he looks good in eye make-up, and because they're "amazing, crazy, mad, weird people".

Roger Federer is walking on air. Andy Roddick? Not so much.

• Congrats to Roger Federer, who won his record-breaking fifteenth Grand Slam title yesterday, defeating a reborn Andy Roddick at Wimbledon. But spare a thought for poor Andy, who lost 16-14 in the fifth set. Always a bridesmaid. Props also go out to Serena Williams, who won her third Wimbledon title on July 4th, defeating her sister Venus.

• Speaking of tennis, gay icon Martina Navratilova is being sued by (another) former partner. Salon.com has a few words to say about it.

• The American Idol 2009 Summer Tour kicked off yesterday in Portland. All top ten contestants will be performing, including ... you know who.

• The U.S. Attorney's office is going to investigate the raid on The Rainbow Lounge in Fort Worth Texas. Any bets on when the first head will roll?

• Meanwhile, the Navy denies hate was a motive in the murder of August Provost. However, Representative Bob Filner (D) isn't so sure. He's the chairman of the House Veterans Affairs Committee and promises a thorough investigation. A vigil is planned this Friday for August.  

• Not sure how we missed these John Barrowman pics, but since Torchwood: Children of Earth debuts in the U.K. tonight, I thought we'd share. These are from John's July 1st preformance with Lorna Luft celebrating the life and music of Lorna's mum Judy Garland.