Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life)

As is our wont on Friday we lighten things up a bit. Here is a very funny song Brent stumbled across while over at DailyKos. Titled Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) it perfectly satirizes the irrational fear straight men have over watching two gents doing some smooching. Alas, there isn't a video to accompany the song, but you can listen to it here. It was written and performed by Tom Smith who notes how amusing it is that just the sight of two guys kissing should be so distressing. Here are a few of the lyrics:

I'd sworn I was straight till saw that kissin' 

But it'd shown me somethin' I'd been missin'

I'd ruled out half of humanity sharin' my bed.

The techniques all look normal

But the details are kinda weird

Does a moustache act like velcro

When it runs into a beard?

Agonizin' reappraisal

Has caused me endless strife

Two guys kissin' ruined my life