When Avenue Q Met Larry CraigAh, the beauty of the internet. Instant commentary that you just won't get anywhere else. Case in point, this very funny video mash-up of Republican Senator Larry Craig's "I'm not gay" press conference with the Avenue Q song "If You Were Gay". It's absolutely fantastic! Thanks to Wayman for the clip. UPDATE: Depending on how much you really want to know about this whole sordid affair, Huffington Post just posted the audio clips of Craig trying to explain his way out of the situation with the officer who arrested him. At one point the cop says, “I guess I’m gonna say I’m disappointed in you, sir. I just really am… I mean, people vote for you.” What you're hearing is the sound of a man's life imploding. Submitted by on Thu, 2007-08-30 15:11. |
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Tale of the Tape
The tape is pretty interesting. The officer said he doesn't go to the media. I can't recall the last time the police released interrogation tapes BEFORE a trial occured. The officer kept saying this was "embarrassing" and "disgraceful" trying to shame Larry Craig into giving him the answers he wanted. I think they purposefully released this tape to further embarrass him. They did bolster Craig's claim that he wanted this to go away and that he was shaken. The police officer gave him his options: plead guilty, pay a fine, and have it go away or plead not guilty and face a trial. We know what he picked.
Near the end the police officer says to Craig that he voted for him. The police officer lives in Minnesota so how did he vote for Larry Craig who represents Idaho? I don't believe this officer.
I agree with Evan
Let's go to the audiotape
The officer didn't say HE voted for Craig. He said, ''PEOPLE voted for you.''
We don't know the circumstances of how the tape was released. I doubt the officer has this power; maybe his superiors did it. Maybe the press made a request, and the airport police answered because it's in the public domain since Craig pleaded guilty.
Bottom line: Larry Craig pleaded guilty and paid a fee. The guy was read his Miranda rights. He waved them all. Now he claims he did nothing wrong. Clearly he did: If he were innocent, he shouldn't have pleaded guilty and he should've consulted a lawyer.
Actually, what the officer says if I'm not mistaken
''If Craig were gay'' ...
First, whoever mashed up the footage of Larry Craig's press conference AND the clip of ''If I Were Gay'' from ''Avenue Q'' is a genius, and deserves an award for editing.
Second, Craig lost all credibility when he pleaded guilty and paid the fine. What kind of guilty person would do that? Here, Craig genuinely believed this matter would all go away if he pleaded to a misdemeanor and coughed up a few bucks. He wanted to keep it quiet, which is why he never told his family, his friends, his staff or his lawyer. And he almost got away with it - if it weren't for an anonymous tip to Roll Call.
Finally, I've been channel-surfing among the various networks (CNN, MSNBC, Fox, etc.) and how they've covered it, and ''Larry King'' is the ONLY show in which I've seen an openly gay person commenting (Judge David Young, who'll have a syndicated show in the fall). Is it really so hard to find an openly gay person who'll go on-camera? How about Andrew Sullivan? Jonathan Capehart of the Washington Post? John Aravosis? The National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association is currently holding its convention in San Diego; is it that hard to find someone there to do a remote?
Sometimes I get the sense that the ''news shows'' are largely a bunch of rich, white straight guys holding a frat party. Anyone else see how Dan Abrams, Joe Scarborough and Tucker Carlson were all chortling about gay bashing on MSNBC? I think covering the Craig story without offering any input from anyone gay is like covering race without talking to any black people. Oh, wait. I just saw that the other night on Fox News. Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes were discussing the reaction of the black community to the Michael Vick coverage, and the 3 guest commentators were all white!
Media coverage
Larry Is Gay
He pled guilty because he would only have to pay a fine. If he pled not guilty there would have been a trial and that would have cost even more money and would have gotten public. The officer said he doesn't go to the media. Larry Craig believed him and thought this would go away if he pled guilty and paid the fine.
I don't know why gay people are so unsympathetic and ignorant to what Larry Craig did. Whether he actually did the things the police officer alleges or not, Craig is gay and wanted to hide his sexuality. He would have done anything to hide it even pass anti-gay laws and marry a women. Is it that inconceiveable that he would plead guilty to a crime he didn't commit just to supress the rumor of being gay?
Ok, when I heard the tape for the first time I thought I heard "I voted for you." I heard the tape a couple times since. It's actually "people vote for you."
Larry dealt with being gay the only way his generation knew how
He hid it deep inside, he married and had a family and then passed anti-gay laws to further distance himself from it. And the ironic part about it all, he probably got caught by some of the very laws and/or practices he worked to pass. All this says to me is we need to affect change so that our generation and future generations are not forced so far into the closet that action in an airport restroom is the only outlet they can look forward to.
I see the point that WW is making that he knew what he was doing when he pleaded guilty, but I agree with Evan that he was so focused on having this just go away that I don't think he was thinking clearly. He ducked down the only road he saw and and the bridge was out.
I love this site and the interaction we have on here. And I really have come to admire some of the frequent posters.
Justin
The only way?
"Larry dealt with being gay the only way his generation knew how"
The only way? So nobody in his generation actually came out, ever? They all married, lived a lie and had kids? I'd say that is a gross oversimplification, untrue and a few weak defense of this horrible man. Larry Craig used his family and the gay community all along the way for his personal gain and gratification.
I only regret that it wasn't Hustler that set this prick up and caught the entire thing on film.
I'd also add that most of those
Closet Case
Ok, Justin overgeneralized. I think most closeted gay men of previous generations did what they could to distance themselves from being labeled gay. It still is happening with this generation although less wide spread.
Society gave Larry Craig the tools to build his closet. That's what happens with all gay people. Some build the whole thing, others don't.
Yes, I over-simplified
Keith Olbermann
When I referred to ''Larry King,'' I did mean ''an openly gay man.'' And I usually watch Keith Olbermann, so I must've missed his segment on Larry Craig with Rachel Maddow. I love her on the radio. ... I guess the broadcast media learned nothing from the Imus imbroglio. They need to reflect more diversity in their guests.
I have no sympathy for Craig. It's one thing to be closeted, but quite another to legislate against your own community.
Worse, Craig puts a bad face on closeted homosexuals as if they all have anonymous sex in public bathrooms. It only plays into people's fears and stereotypes of gays.
I worry about the backlash to come, and fear it'll encourage more hatemongering.
Consequences of repression?
I very much enjoy seeing hypocrisy exposed in the Republican party. :-) I don't know if this is statistically true across the board, but it sure seems that when someone in politics or the media tries to prevent other people from exercising their rights, then that person is often hiding something in themselves that they cannot accept. Larry Craig seems so transparent, at least in hindsight. I am impressed and encouraged by the amount of letters to editors and blog postings that I have seen by gay people who can see a little of their past struggles in Larry Craig. In this sense, these compassionate people are able to do what Larry Craig cannot; they can see a little of themselves in a tragic figure and not be repulsed to the point of blindness.