"Hollyoaks" video clip update: The lust machine

This clip from Hollyoaks features more frantic shagging shenanigans from the unholy trio of Ravi, Kris, and Nancy.

How many close calls can they have before the truth is discovered?

Some random thoughts about this clip:

1. Seeing Kris run around like an a androgynous Jack Tripper trying to juggle two dates at one time was a lot of fun, but ...

2. How long can the show continue to string this story along before it becomes tiresome? I'll give them a hint: They're running out of time.

3. "The Lust Machine" sounds like a lost Russ Meyer film, possibly starring Kitten Natividad or Pandora Peaks.

Seriously, they need to go somewhere with this story soon. All of these near-misses are getting repetitive. Just give us the threesome (or better yet, get rid of Nancy altogether, and bring in oiled, half-naked dude to take her place).