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"Hollyoaks" video clip update: Let's get nuded up!

Hey! Eyes down here! This clip from Hollyoaks features Ravi and Kris meeting up for some clandestine cuddling, and for no good reason, an oiled half-naked cutie!

Some random thoughts about this clip:

1. Obviously, the highlight is Archie modeling for Kris. I can't be the only one who stared at those "Magic Eye" briefs waiting for something to pop out at me.

2. Ravi and Kris making up for lost time in the storage room and almost getting caught? They're lucky this time it was only the clueless Warren, but their luck's got to run out sometime.

3. Best line: Kris telling Archie "get a life, you toss-pot!" (which I have to admit, is a new one to me).

4. Zoe defacing her poor brother's poster is an affront to art.

5. Kris showed some new sensitivity with his conversation with Sarah. They should develop it more.

The rumour is that soon the triangle of Ravi, Kris, and Nancy is going to heat up in unexpected ways. Would it be too much to ask to make it a quadrangle ... with Archie? Come on, this is already blowing how American soaps have handled (or not handled) bisexual characters out of the water, why not raise the bar further?

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  • bunchoflemons's picture

    This would be so much better

    This would be so much better if Ravi and Archie weren't such terrible actors. And "toss-pot" is a much loved British insult. I use it all the time.
    Liz T's picture

    it is a...what?

    what exactly is....a "toss pot"?
    Darrien's picture

    A toss-pot is...

    originally someone who drank a lot. The pot was the glass of beer and the toss was the action by which they knocked it down their throat. However, as toss is also another word for a wank, jerk, monkey-spank, bishop-bash, pink-oboe-play or masturbate, it has the connotation of not only a drunkard but also someone who strangles the Spaniard like a bonobo chimpanzee on crack. Hope that clarifies.
    hakkikt's picture

    Sir, you've given me a good laugh.

    "...someone who strangles the Spaniard like a bonobo chimpanzee on crack."

    Made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

     

    Liz T's picture

    wow...

    "monkey-spank, bishop-bash, pink-oboe-play..."

    ^ wow…..ya'll have interesting terms.

    isoron's picture

    Archie may be a bad actor...

    but I think he is the only reason I would go back to watch Hollyoaks. Which I probably won't.
    bucky's picture

    Archie

    Who cares about Archie's acting? Let him give Kris a good snog!