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A new study links TV and depression. These shows don't help.

A new study suggests that the amount of time teenagers watch TV increases their risk of becoming depressed as adults:

"The programs and ads teens watched may have made them feel inadequate and worthless, or they could have stirred feelings of anxiety and fear, all of which contribute to depression, researchers said."

A-Ha! Well, that explains why watching these seven shows have left me the admittedly hot mess I am today. It's all their fault!

Little House on the Prairie

Why it belongs here: Every week some God-awful tragedy happened to that poor family, and left me in fear of my own safety. Whether it was refusing to play in our backyard for fear of abandoned wells, or screaming "Pa! Pa! I can't see! I'm going blind!" if I woke up in the middle of the night, this show traumatized me and has left me a nervous wreck.

Jeopardy

Why it belongs here: Because it's mocked me and made me feel stupid with categories like "Famous Protozoa" and "Presidential Skin Conditions" instead of more fair categories like "Snicks Favorite Porn" and "Taco Bell Menu".

The Dog Whisperer

Why it belongs here: Because it doesn't work! After seeing Cesar Milan work his magic on unruly dogs, I tried it on my terrier. As he was tearing up another couch trying to hide his bone, I affected a latin accent, walked up to him, and snapped my fingers in his face while shouting "SHH!".

The doctor said I should get the stitches out in about two weeks.

Boy Meets Boy

Why it should be here: Because that twist was bullsh*t, it was bullsh*t, James! And for the first time in my life, I realized that reality shows were sometimes ... manipulative. It was like they shot Santa right in front of me.

Lost

Why it belongs here: I was totally engrossed in this show, until the third season, when I had to take a five minute bathroom break during one episode.

It took me six months to figure out what the hell I had missed.

Pushing Daisies

Why it belongs here: Because I knew this original show was just too quirky and whimsical to succeed, and I was right. Meanwhile, According to Jim is coming back for a ninth season.

The Hills

Why it should be here: These people are the future of our country.

Depressed yet?

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  • Brian Juergens's picture

    Six Feet Under

    Seriously, I love the show but dear GOD was that rough. In our house we had a ripcord policy (we'd shut it off if it got to be too much), until Andy just left the room during the "Hey, that's my dog!" episode and NEVER CAME BACK.
    octobercountry's picture

    I had pretty much the same

    I had pretty much the same reaction to that episode of Six Feet Under.  I had watched the programme fairly regularly until that time, but that episode was the breaking point.  After that, I got to thinking "Why am I watching this in the first place, anyway?"  When it came right down to it, I didn't much like ANY of the characters on that show, so I just gave it up.

    I'm like a superhero, with no powers or motivation...

    Knickie's picture

    I know you're supposed to

    I know you're supposed to think "Six Feet Under" was the be-all and end-all (and Alan Ball, too), but I HATED it! And Alan Ball, too, actually.
    Scudder's picture

    That's My Dog

    My partner and I both absolutely loved the show but that episode was way beyond harrowing.  He was reluctant to watch after that (and I don't blame him) for fear they would spring another one like it on us.  It was just utterly traumatizing.  I was shaken for days.

    Other than that one episode, I adored this show.  I thought "American Beauty" was overrated but I loved "Six Feet Under" start to finish. 

    Angel City's Devil's picture

    TMZ

    I'm worried that TMZ is a sign of the apocalypse.

    But I think your sobering point about the Hills cast being our future makes me clinically depressed.

    adriskrayzee's picture

    The same thing happened to

    The same thing happened to me with Lost in it's first season.

    When it did I just though meh I'll download the episodes later, I dont see this getting so far...  I can't believe it's now on it's fifth season V.V Now I regret not watching it XD, it's a lot to catch up with.

    Liz T's picture

    vh1 and MTV

    both those networks in general leave me depressed. 100% of MTV is nothing but rich kids who....do nothing and get paid lots for.....doing nothing.

    VH1 is 85% of people nobody has heard of trying to find love and later dumping said 'love' for a 2nd season of their show. (why? oh, right. gotta make more money)

    i got nothing against rich people, and it's nice in theory to think about doing jack and getting paid $$$ for it, but it upsets me how easy it is when others probably deserve millions more than these ALREADY rich kids from Laguna beach or whatever....

    *shuts up*

    Knickie's picture

    The whole "twist" of "Boy

    The whole "twist" of "Boy Meets Boy" certainly bummed me out, especially since Franklin looked exactly like my ex-boyfriend. I think I was as upset as James (and he was pretty damn upset!).
    Dave Doty's picture

    Battlestar Galactica

    Seriously, no mention? 99.9% of the human race is exterminated in the pilot, and ever since, we've watched as every single likeable character sells their souls in the name of survival. Is there anyone who hasn't tortured prisoners, started a coup, stolen an election, murdered someone in cold blood, or outlawed abortion?

    I had to stop watching during season 3, when THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE was put into death camps. I only came back when I realized that the entire cast had become so depraved and unredeemable that they all deserved whatever they got, and I came back to bask in the schadenfreude. It doesn't matter who wins the civil war, because either way, the losers deserve to die!

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    You're right

    davedoty wrote:

    Seriously, no mention? 99.9% of the human race is exterminated in the pilot, and ever since, we've watched as every single likeable character sells their souls in the name of survival. Is there anyone who hasn't tortured prisoners, started a coup, stolen an election, murdered someone in cold blood, or outlawed abortion?

    I had to stop watching during season 3, when THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE was put into death camps. I only came back when I realized that the entire cast had become so depraved and unredeemable that they all deserved whatever they got, and I came back to bask in the schadenfreude. It doesn't matter who wins the civil war, because either way, the losers deserve to die!

    Sadly, you are right!  I am devoted to this show and LOST and both really make you a little sad after but there are the revalations that give you some adreneline!

    Insideguy's picture

    Shows that depress me

    All those shows with guys who do little else other than run around shirtless (Del on Private Practice, Kirby on Lipstick Jungle, every Soap Opera past and present) they remind me my gym membership should be more than a licence to cruise.

     Notice it doesn't keep me from watching.

    That's all I am saying... 

    INSIDEGUY

    afhickman's picture

    Touched by an Angel--in a bad place

    afhickman

    If heaven means having to take orders for eternity from Della Reese, then I'm heading south.

    "The mountain has wings."

    inanna's picture

    I'd like to nominate Oz.

    I'd like to nominate Oz. Love the show but there really never was any sort of happy ending in the cards for any of them, was there? I still haven't watched the sixth season - despite owning it on DVD - for fear it'll push me over the edge.

    AddisonDewitt's picture

    One Word: Intervention

    A&E's Intervention is a show that interviewed addicts of various things and attempted to intervene in their lives via family and friends to put them on the right track to recovery. I wanted to slit my wrists after every show...
    AddisonDewitt's picture

    Gay Characters on TV

    It depresses me when gay characters are played by straights sometimes even though they are good actors.

    It depresses me that when a gay character is added to a show 2/3 of the time they will be a sculpted pretty boy in perfect clothes and hair. Where are the ordinary guy stories? Most of the time those stories are of nelly guys with loud fashion sense and quirky glasses. Why can't we have gay men with a little paunch and no skin lotion in sight?

    JeffinBoca's picture

    Gay Men Playing Heterosexual Sex Addicts

    Apparently the only way to cast a gay man on television is to make his character spend every scene screaming "Girls! Girls! Girls!"  I don't mind gay people being cast as heterosexual -- much -- but what's with absurdly over-exaggerated hetero-horniness?  I've never seen an episode of "How I Met Your Mother" all the way through because Barney is just too depressing.
    Dave Doty's picture

    Barney

    I'm pretty sure Barney's character was well set before NPH even tried out, let alone got the role. He also wasn't out publicly until after he was in the part.