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- Happy birthday to President Obama. He might want to skip the upcoming issue of The Advocate.
- The 2009 MTV Video Music Award nominations have been announced, with Beyonce and Lady GaGa tied for the most nods, at nine apiece. Since I only listen to 80's music, most of this decade's attempts have passed me by, so I'm perplexed why I sometimes catch myself softly singing "can't read my ... can't read my ... no, he can't read my poker face". Maybe it's a message from outer space or something.
If Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. bring the hoyay in Sherlock Holmes, will the heads of straight guys explode?

- If the much-rumored gay element in Guy Ritchie's upcoming "reimagining" of Sherlock Holmes is true, ridiculous sourpuss Michael Medved will have a conniption: "There's not a seething, bubbling hunger to see straight stars impersonating homosexuals." A seething, bubbling hunger? Who the hell talks like that?
- Above you can see the first vlog from Joan Rivers about her new show How'd You get So Rich?, which premieres on TV Land Tomorrow night at 10PM EST. In this episode she offers advice to closeted gay actors ... rent a family!
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on Tue, 2009-08-04 18:38.
A HOT Holmes & Watson!
Have they been reading my junior high school diary? (Also: in the books, Holmes is coke-head. Isn't Downey um, overqualified?)
In re your question about the Medved quote ("Who talks like that?") the answer is as obvious as Mikey's '70's style porn stache: a person with more issues than a newsstand.
Perhaps Medved is in the Closet?
Not that we'd want him to come out under ANY circumstances.
His language gives him away. "Hunger"? Really, Medved?
He has a lot of weird history with gay stuff
He was on some of the talk shows in the 90s talking up reparative therapy, I believe.
His books with his brother were often slanted, but one of them went as far as to make up a gay porn film which supposedly had Jesus as gay and had a priest masturbating, or some such. I can't remember. Anyway, no one has ever heard of this film. Even Snopes says the film does not exist.
Sherlock and Watson
Robert Downey Jr. keeps talking about his man crush on Jude Law, and it makes me really excited to see some "chemistry" onscreen
as for Obama, I'm still reserving judgement until his term is up. At least your leader acknowledges the gay community. Harper hasn't done jack shit for LGBT rights in Canada.
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F**K The Advocate!
That is all.
F*** The Advocate...
A request for Joan Rivers:
No, no
I'm right with you there!
Briefs Pic
Hey, where did you get that briefs guy pic, is awsome, I also liked yesterdays a lot.
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Video Music Awards
As a Britney fan I feel obligated to say that she wasn't far behind Gaga and Beyonce, pulling in 7 nominations. Just sayin.
Holmes & Watson
"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women. Straight men don't want to see it."
Is this man kidding?
Who DOESN'T want to see Robert Downey Jr. & Jude Law make out?
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I am fairly certain millions of women would be thrilled to see Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law make out! Or at least 9 hysterical women on the internet would!
"It's weird. It's just different. It's not men. It's just him. It's only him." - Ianto Jones
Women and men, I'd say. ;)
Women and men, I'd say. ;)
Haha yes. Especially those 9 hysterical women would LOVE it. So, you're one of them? Me too. Where are the other seven?
Shhh!
Don't let RTD see we're so disorganized we don't even know each other!
"It's weird. It's just different. It's not men. It's just him. It's only him." - Ianto Jones
I don't know what the
Another reason not to subscribe to the Advocate
If I had a sub I'd cancel it. No publication should be making a stand on what the President has accomplished after 6 months in office. It's a pity that the mag has fallen from such heights to become just another rag that has to court controversy to get people to read it's drivel.
Comparisions
I think the Advocate has its point. Obama cites gays in a lot of speakings but he change any law, and right now the situation of gay rights it's exactly the same that was before him
In Spain Zapatero promise to aprove gay marriage, and it was one of the first laws he aproved.
Maybe things will change, and of course with a republican candidate it will be worse, but in terms of gay rights he is a big dissapointment right now
The Holmes trailer I saw made me kind of shudder
Sherlock
"There's not a seething, bubbling hunger to see straight stars impersonating homosexuals." A seething, bubbling hunger? Who the hell talks like that?
This makes me chuckle. Definitely sounds like an over-the-top author speaking.
"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." - Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes
Hoyay and JR
The Medved link isn't working for me - it says the page wasn't found on the website.
Also, Joan Rivers? Completely insane - that video was freaking hilarious.
Link
Try this one...
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/gossip/pagesix/gay_sherlock_holmes_could_backfire_for_g_182825.htm
(Sry for the double!post)
Link
Try this one...
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042009/gossip/pagesix/gay_sherlock_holmes_could_backfire_for_g_182825.htm
Sherlock
I wonder if Medved has ever read the SH books, the "hoyay" or "subtext" or anyway you want to call it has always been there. Quite strongly, IMHO.
I' was not very excited about the movie, because it looks so little like the SH movies/TV series I love, it looks many kinds of wrong. But I must admit that it also looks entertaining, and with the news of "hoyay" (it's a terrible word, guys!) and how hot and charming looks Jude Law...
I can't wait!!!! :)