AfterElton Snapshot: Your skysurfing Uncle Sam for the week of July 03

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As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each week's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

Editor's note: As the Fourth of July falls on a Saturday this year, we'll be taking Friday off to lounge around by the pool celebrate the birth of our country! We'll have the BEST.GAY.WEEK.EVER! tomorrow, but otherwise the site won't be updated until Monday. That is all...

• You took a big bite out of our maiden Monday Morning Everything Bagel.
• We celebrated Pride around the world.
• True Blood's Scratches kept us itching for more.
• We liveblogged As The World Turns, The Young & The Restless, and One Life To Live. Now that's gaytime drama!

One Life To Live stars Scott Evans and Brett Claywell

• Comic book X-Factor brings the gay.
• Another soap has an actor with a problem with a gay storyline.
• This week's Merlin episodes cast a spell over us.
• The Rachel Maddow Show and Keith Olbermann asked some tough questions about the current administration.
• We went Under The Covers for a second time.
• We liked the latest episodes of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List and The Closer. The latest episode of Weeds? Not so much.
• Speaking of Weeds, we interviewed actor Jack Stehlin, who had some interesting things to say about his gay character.
• This week's Gay in the UK looked at British Father's Day and showering bartenders.
• Ugly Betty's Michael Urie is a member of the GLBT community but would really like his work to speak for itself.
• This is one proposal we'll politely decline.

Oscar Nunez and Sandra Bullock in The Proposal

• We think the toxic face paint has seeped into Gene Simmons' brain.
• Pedro and The Lucille Ball Specials came out on DVD.
• It's another tough fight for the Battle of he Network Gays.
• The stars came out for the Trevor Project Gala.
• This week's Gays of our Lives brought us the scoop about a gay actor returning to daytime.
• The Flying Monkey revealed gay M&M's and gay Christian musicians.
• Continuing his world domination, Neil Patrick Harris may be hosting the Emmy Awards.
• We watched as Simon Rex poked fun at himself.
• We say bon voyage to Beautiful Moments.
• Sounds Like A Hit! took on the Tony Awards and Nurse Jackie.
• We met the new gay housemate on the upcoming Big Brother.
• We don't care for the original ending of Bruno.
• We're hung up on HBO's Hung.
• We love Canada!.

Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner after the jump!

"MEN IN BLACK III : ATTACK OF THE CRACK ALIENS FROM URANUS"

Thanks to Campion for this week's winning caption.