Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!" Lafayette Gets a Love Interest on "True Blood"!

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

Always the trendsetter, Pamela Anderson introduces the latest must-have celebrity accessory.

• EW's Michael Ausiello is reporting that Lafayette's love interest has been cast on True Love and is going to be be played by hottie Kevin Alejandro. Sign us up for that ASAP!

• Sir Elton John is reportedly helping pal Eminem kick his prescription drug habit. Maybe afterward he can help his buddy kick his addiction to groaningly stupid gay slurs.

• January is National Drag History Month, and below you can see RuPaul's Drag Race Season One winner Bebe Zahara Benet make an impassioned appeal to expand its horizons.

• As of January 1st, two new laws go into effect in California: Harvey Milk Day will be celebrated each year on May 22, and the same-sex marriages that occurred before Prop 8 are officially and legally recognized.

Adam Lambert performs at the Gridlock 2010 New Year's Eve bash in Hollywood.

• Apropos of nothing, this story about a gay couple accused of using deadly, possibly mind-controlled bees* to terrify their neighbors reminds me of this classic moment. * I made up the mind-control part, but that would be pretty sweet, dontcha think?

• The latest episode of the web series Then We Got Help is up, and "8-Track Soundtrack" features another great outing for Nicholas Rodriguez. It also gets bonus points for mentioning Carrie: The Musical.

Out triple threat Gavin Creel rings in the New Year in Times Sqaure

• Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi have topped an online poll for the most popular celebrity couple, beating out such notable pairings as Brangelina and TomKat. Congratulations, um ... Porllen?

• Happy birthday to out R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe, who turned 49 over the weekend.

• Congrats to Annise Parker, who was officially sworn in as the Mayor of Houston, which becomes the largest U.S. city with an openly gay Mayor.

Here's to the promise of a new decade

• Finally, best wishes to the couples who exchanged wedding vows outside the Statehouse in Concord, New Hampshire shortly after midnight on Friday. N.H. has now joined Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut and Iowa as the States allowing marriage equality.

Scrum-ptious

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...