Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

I knew when I woke up this morning it would be a "giant white puffball on stilts" kind of day.

• Now that the "balloon boy" story has been revealed as a hoax, the investigation of the family is in full swing. We can't show it here, but Queerty has the music video that features the brothers throwing a rock at a makeshift "faggot". There's a fine line between an "eccentric and free-spirited" upbringing and a case for C.P.S.

• NYmag.com has an interview with Modern Family stars Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

• Ugly Betty returned on Friday night for its fourth season, and unfortunately came in fourth in its time slot. Could this be the final season for the gay fave?

Wilson Cruz at the 25th Annual Los Angeles AIDS Walk

• Boy George opens up about his prison hell in a new interview.

• Former Queer as Folk star Randy Harrison will play icon Andy Warhol in the new musical Pop!

• Below you can see a short clip form this week's "Slushie War" episode of Glee.

• According to the NSFW Dlisted, Ryan Reynolds will be dressing in drag in an upcoming film.

• Finally, apropos of nothing, below you can see the trailer for the upcoming film Dear John, which features Channing Tatum shirtless on a beach.

• And here is your sports pics of the week!

UT quarterback Colt McCoy passes the ball. You have to admire his ... athleticism.

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...