Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

Michelle Malkin should not be encouraged to appear on camera sans makeup

• Great news for fans of Beautiful People! The second season (or "series", as those wacky Brits put it) has begun, and you can see the first episode. Um, but only if you live in the U.K..

• A school in Albany, N.Y. has taken the lesson of hatred and fear from that evil clan and turned it into a lesson on love and acceptance. (t/y to Miz Liz)

Just get on the floor and do the New Kids dance!

• Out.com has a hysterical and poignant pictorial article called Cheyenne Jackson Through the Years. It features pics of the hunk-a-dunk from a tot to today, including the above pic, during his ... Crybaby years?

• Frank Bruni has an article in The New York Times about Ellen's appearance on Oprah and how important her visibility has been through the years.

• Buenos Aires Mayor Mauricio Macri won't appeal the recent court ruling that legalized same-sex marriage. (t/y to Ciprico)

• In sad news, bear band Bearforce1 has apparently disbearded, er disbanded.

• Above you can see the first trailer for 8: The Mormon Proposition, which takes a look at the Mormon Church's involvement in the passage of Prop 8. The documentary, which is narrated by Dustin Lance Black, will be playing film festivals around the country.

• We're not the only ones who went gaga over Ugly Betty's Friday episode. Michael Ausiello loved it, too, and provided a few spoilers about what's to come.

• Out director Roland Emmerich has once again proven his expertise at ending the world onscreen, as 2012 opened to huge box office numbers. One of my biggest guilty pleasures is disaster movies (anyone remember When Time Ran Out, with Paul Newman and Jacqueline Bissett threatened by a matte painting of a volcano?) , so I'm sure I'll check this out eventually.

• And here is your sports pics of the week!

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...