Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

Monday morning hits some people harder than others

• Adam Lambert has apparently ended his relationship with interior designer Drake LaBry. I guess Drake didn't like the album cover.

• Out former football player Esera Tuaolo, among others, is chiming in about the Larry Johnson gay slur controversy.

Cheyenne Jackson struts his stuff in Finian's Rainbow

• Above you can see hunk-a-dunk Cheyenne Jackson making a fantastic debut in Finian's Rainbow on Broadway. He also talks about his upbringing in a new interview with TheStar.com.

• The Advocate says reports of it's demise are greatly exaggerated. True? Only time will tell. 

• Oh, I get it. It's not Sugar Daddy Ken, it's Sugar's Daddy, Ken. Well I guess you're off the hook, Mattel.

Paris Hilton and baseball player Doug Reinhardt
are quite a pair at Heidi Klum's Halloween party.

• Happy birthday to icon k.d. Lang, who turns forty-eight today, and Queer as Folk star Randy Harrison, who celebrates his thirty-second.

• Our thoughts go out to Sir Elton John, who had to be hospitalized over the weekend due to an E. Coli infection.

• The cast of Glee will be presented the annual "Diversity Award" later this month by the Multicultural Motion Picture Association.

Neil Patrick Harris celebrates Halloween at the Knott's Berry Farm in California

• And here is your sports pics of the week!

French swimmers Fabien Gilot, Julien Sicot, Fred Bousquet, and Alain Bernard

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...