Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

When you said you caught a walleye, this isn't what I expected!

• Salon.com has released their annual response to the People Magazine Sexiest Man issue. With choices such as Idris Elba and Dan Choi, the "Sexiest Men Living" are a very eclectic bunch.

Filmmaker Lou Ye (AP Photo/Kin Cheung)

• Chinese director Lou Ye was banned from making films for five years after he screened a film at Cannes without his government's approval, but he secretly defied the ban, filming his gay love story Spring Fever last year. He entered it at Cannes, where it won best screenplay, and it's now secured U.S. distribution.

• Our favorite soap oracle Nelson Branco is reporting that As the World Turns will almost certainly be renewed for one more year. Oh, and he gives us a shoutout! Thanks Nelson!

Who the hell is that in the top left corner?

• In tragic news, it appears that the much-anticipated Saved By the Bell reunion will not be happening.

• Above you can see a digital short from Saturday Night Live that aired over the weekend. It features Andy Samberg as himself and Kenan Thompson as ... Reba Mcentire? What do you think of the "twist" ending?

• Above you can see Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka attend the 2009 CNN Hero Awards, which filmed over the weekend and will air Thanksgiving on, well, CNN.

• Above you can see out actor Rex Lee about the behind-the-scenes racial and gay jokes he's had to endure on the set of Entourage. Series creator Doug Ellin told TMZ he was shocked and horrified and would speak to everyone before the new season begins filming.

• Is Boy George a glutton for punishment? No sooner does he leave a prison stint than he decides to accept an invitation to appear on the next installment of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother.

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• True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard is getting our hopes high for the third season of the HBO show. He tells Radaronline "There's a lot of nudity," he said. "As far as Eric goes, there's going to be a lot violence and a lot of sex - with women and men! So it should be interesting."

• And here is your sports pics of the week!

And now the work week begins! We're so so sorry...