Break out the modesty pouches, "Dante's Cove" is returning!

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on April 8, 2009

Fans of the here! soft-core soap Dante's Cove can rejoice, as it's just been announced that the supernatural skinfest will return for a fourth season this fall:

"As Dante’s Cove returns with season four, television’s sexiest guilty pleasure is back with a vengeance. The most thrilling new season yet picks up after the near annihilation and total destruction of the Cove. Still reeling from the dark apocalypse that nearly destroyed the island, hidden secrets and new rivalries bring even more deadly consequences for the island’s sexy young residents. With mysterious new characters and an even steamier plot, season four shatters lives and contains a mind-blowing twist that leaves the island’s inhabitants shaken to their core."

I don't know if I'd consider myself a "fan", exactly, but I did DVR it and fast forward to the "good parts" (oh c'mon, you did the same thing). What I couldn't stand was that all of the frontal weenage was left to one-shot porn guest stars while the regular cast always had to contort their bodies to avoid showing their "modesty pouches" to the camera. All the teasing got on my nerves.

For more information (including recaps and interviews) head over to our Dante's Cove resource page, and continue below for a mildly NSFW refresher course on the series' ... um ... finest moments.

Gregory Michael and Charlie David