AfterElton Briefs: Broadway Woos NPH, "American Idol" Woos a Shock Jock, Insanity Woos Oliver North, and More!

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious. each Friday Briefs will also feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. We'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner at the bottom of the page!

WARNING! Pictures are offensive.

• Above you can see the Armani Exchange ad that's causing hilarious fits of rage by self-appointed moral guardians, and below you can see a news report (It's FOX, so you already know what side they're on) on the outrage.

• We absolutely adore Anne Hathaway. She's smart, sexy, talented, and a great gay ally. She's revealed in GQ Magazine that her family left Catholicism after her brother Michael came out: "Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?"

• Holy Baba Booey! Could it be that TPTB at American Idol want Howard Stern as the replacement for Simon Cowell?

• Below you can see Rachel Maddow talk with out Bishop Gene Robinson about the Uganda bill and the National Prayer Breakfast.

• After all these years, convicted felon Oliver North has shown himself to be just as big an Asshat as always, bringing out the "what's next, pedophiles?" nonsense to argue against DADT.

• Below you can see a snippet of Sarah Silverman chatting with MTV news about her no-marriage stance.

• Rumor has it that Neil Patrick Harris may come out of retirement and head back to Broadway. Allegedly, producers are interested in him for the lead role in the musical Barnum. NPH as P.T. Barnum? Fits like a glove.

And today's Briefs are brought to you by...

Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!), and check out last week's winner below!

Thanks to everyone for participating! In the history of the Snapshot Caption, there have only been a couple of instances when the same person won two weeks in a row. And now ... another person joins that elite list!

"Patient kitteh says: All your bakin is belong to me."

Thanks to Only_Tony for this week's winning caption.