AfterElton Briefs: Johnny Weir Post-Robbery, Happy Birthday Rue, We Love Ewan McGregor, and More!

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious. each Friday Briefs will also feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. We'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner at the bottom of the page!

• Happy Birthday and best wishes to Golden Girl Rue McClanahan, who turns 76 this weekend. Decades from now people will still be cherishing the antics of 50-year-old mattress Blanche Devereaux. That's French for ... Blanche Devereaux.

• After being totally robbed of a medal last night, Johnny Weir may be contemplating a change of career.

• Speaking of Johnny, A Facebook page has been set up in protest of an Australian asshat TV "personality" who many say crossed the line with his infantile assessment of Johnny's mystique.

• Below you can see dreamy perfect man Ewan McGregor taking the high road when Good Morning America's George Stephanopoulous asks him "what's with that?" about the pic of him and Jim Carrey kissing.

• We haven't heard much from out model Ronnie Kroell lately, but thanks to AE reader keithers, we learned that the Make Me A Supermodel star walked the runway during the A*Muse Fall/Winter 2010 collection in NYC last night. Still adorable.

• Remember yesterday we mentioned that pixie grandpa Sir Elton John talked about "Gay Jesus"? Turns out some people are upset.

• Royal Navy recruit Tristram Gay has decided to change his surname because of all the jokes he may have to endure. Good luck with that ... "seaman".

• Below you can see a clip of Smith College students going hilariously ape-crap when they learn who will be delivering this year's commencement address.

And today's Briefs are brought to you by...

Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!), and check out last week's winner below!

Thanks to everyone for participating! We picked this one because we love dou-blue entendres.

"Up there, that's the guy that "blue" us". Guy in the back, "He did me twice".

Thanks to lou2u for this week's winning caption.