AfterElton Briefs: "That's Gay" Takes on the Red Carpet, The Lost Eric Massa Footage, "Sex & ... A Different City" and More!

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious. each Friday Briefs will also feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. We'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner at the bottom of the page!

• A nutjob Christian activist has been arrested for making death threats against Sir Elton John for his his "Jeebus was a super-intelligent gay man" comment. So this guy doesn't think he was super-intelligent?

• On the flip side, Bishop Desmond Tutu is a true man of faith.

• Below you can see the latest episode of That's Gay, with Bryan Safi tackling the "Red Carpet" issue.

• New promo pics for Sex & The City 2 have been released, which show the ladies heading to Morroco (warning: spoilers). There's no way I'm going to be able to watch this without thinking of "Pop Specs", "Scabby Armpits", "Temporary Sex-Changes", and "One Sour-Faced Little Ditch Rat For 2,000 Dirham". My undying love to whoever gets that reference.

• Below you can see Jimmy Fallon's take on the jaw-dropping downfall of N.Y. State Representative Eric Massa (who happens to be ... my representative).

• GLAAD has weighed in on the KISH situation. They're not happy about it.

• Finally, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom dropped out of the California Governor's race a few months ago, but he's now thrown his hat into the ring for Lt. Governor.

And today's Briefs are brought to you by...

Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!), and check out last week's winner below!

Thanks to everyone for participating! This was one of the toughest to decide in quite a while, but we went with:

I can haz bank? Youz dont no lolcats?

Thanks to pomegranate paul for this week's winning caption.