AfterElton Briefs: Huckabee Hounded, "Showgirls" 15th Anniversary, Kevin & Scotty's Crystal Balls, and More!

Plus the 7 craziest things ever blamed on gays, "Flaming Moe", taking bets on a probably doomed marriage, and maybe, just maybe, naughty girls have birthdays, too.

• Above you can see a teaser for the April 25 episode of Brothers & Sisters. What do you think is going on here?

• Ranker.com lists the 7 Craziest Things Ever Blamed on Homosexuals. It's a good list, but they left off one thing - Bravo's lineup. Oh wait ... that is our fault.

• Below you can see Rachel Maddow schooling Mike Huckster-bee on the humiliating anti-gay interview he did, which he then lied about. And I don't think he's the right person to give advice about parenting. Google "Huckabee son" and you'll see what I mean.

• In today's "Unfortunate Headline" file comes Are Gay Priests The Problem? If you get past the "grabber" title, the article actually sticks to the facts.

• Today is the 44th birthday of lesbian singer Samantha Fox. I have such warm feelings for Sam, who brought a lot of fun and sexy campiness to 80's pop music. Unlike the sex sirens of today, there was a certain innocence to her busty charms, like finding one your dad's old Playboy magazines.

• The Spurf at Entertainment Weekly is reporting that an episode of The Simpsons set to air next year involves Moe and Smithers turning Moe's into a gay bar for non-hunks.

• I give it a year.

• In other sad marriage news, Tammy and Melissa Etheridge are calling it quits after nine years.

• Can you believe Showgirls is about to have its 15th anniversary? It seems like just yesterday we were watching Nomi Malone claw her way to the top in Vegas using iced nipples and a deadly staircase. Memories ... light the corners of my mind. On June 15th you can experience Showgirls - The 15th Anniversary SINsational Edition, which will be released on Blu-Ray will lots of bells and whistles. Doggie Chow not included.

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