AfterElton Briefs: Laura Bush Surprises Us, Joan Rivers is a "Piece of Work", The Letter of the Year, and More!

Plus another Modern Family preview, an Asshat wants go "Lib Hunting", and if Johnny Weir and Cat Cora show up at en event, can we call them JohnnyCat?

T.R. Knight takes in a performance of Promises, Promises on Broadway

• Cal Poly's Los Lecheros Dairy Club is in warm milk for posting this on their Faceplace page about an upcoming event: "So bring a date!! (If you bring a date it must be someone of the opposite sex)." Talk about lactose INTOLERANT!

• Laura Bush sat down with Larry King and gave her support for marriage-equality and reproductive freedom. Yes, that Laura Bush.

• After all the violent rhetoric that's happened in the last few months, here's another Asshat "joking" about hunting down liberals.

• Ed posted a preview clip from tonight's Modern Family in the Meme, and below you can see another sneak peek. This Hawaiian vacation has "cursed tiki idol" written all over it.

• I remember being a wee snicks and listening to my sister's cassette (remember those?) of the Joan Rivers' classic "What Becomes A Semi-Legend Most," and cracking up over jokes ... I really didn't understand. Seeing this preview of the new documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, which opens June 12, takes me back to those days.

• Ed sent me this letter, which is definitely in the running for heartfelt letter of the year. It's a shame the people who need to read this never will.

Johnny Weir and Cat Cora (here with Todd English) co-emceed the Vegas Uncork'd Presented by Bon Appetit Fashion Feast at Bellagio, Saturday, May 8. Cat wears Fendi, the fashion sponsor of the event, which featured a menu prepared by Bellagio chefs, including Michael Mina and Todd English. (Brian Jones/Las Vegas News Bureau)

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