AfterElton Briefs: "True Blood" Hits The Big Screen, Cheyenne is a Sassy Black Girl, Barrowman Needs Your Vote Again, and More!

Plus Ask A Celebrity Expert, Harvey Milk Day interviews, and an unholy Christian rock band.

Cheyenne Jackson attends the world premiere of Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work last night in NYC

• Cheyenne Jackson delivers a hilarious interview to PopWrap in which he discusses the New Now Next Awards, the Newsweek controversy, his lost Glee role, and his love for the 80's movie Big Business. I thought I was the only one obsessed with the Bette Midler/Lily Tomlin baby-switching classic! "That's what the French call a bidet." "Well the French must be taller than me."

• True Blood is coming to theaters! Well, sort of. HBO is hosting simultaneous fan events at 50 movie theaters across the country on Tuesday, June 1. It'll include the Season Two finale and a live satellite interview with Alan Ball and the cast, moderated by ... Spurf™!

• An alleged Christian rock band with the hilariously stupid name You Can Run But You Cannot Hide has come under fire for saying that Muslim countries calling for the execution of gays and lesbians are "more moral than even the American Christians." *Sigh* First of all, no matter how hard these guys "rock out", they will never compare with Stryper. Secondly, lead singer Bradlee Dean is obviously going for an Axl Rose look, but it's more Cousin Itt.

Here I Am, Rock You Like A Mildly Breezy Day!

• Below you can see a report from the only news source I trust, The Onion News Network. If you thought that Texas re-writing textbooks was bad, get a load of this. Are you as outraged as I am?

• Below you can see World of Wonder reporter Damiana Garcia interviewing celebrities at the official Harvey Milk Day party at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood, including Dustin Lance Black and Ongina.

• Below you can see the latest webisode of Ask A Celebrity Expert. This time it's Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sarah Silverman and Joan Rivers at the premiere of Joan's documentary last night in NYC

• Finally, there's a poll on DailyRecord that asks "Who was the sexiest Doctor Who companion?" Right now John Barrowman (the only man on the list) is in the lead, but he could always use your help!

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