AfterElton Briefs: Adam Gives Guyliner Instruction, A Couple of Likely Asshat Contenders, Free Kylie Music, and More!

Plus Charlie David is on a quest, the world's oldest gay bar is shutting its doors, and Gary and Tony before the baby.

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious. each Friday Briefs will also feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. We'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Drop your caption ideas in the comments, and check out last week's winner at the bottom of the page!

• Kylie Minogue won the BigGayAllyDanceVideoBattle over Lady Gaga, so obviously a lot of you are enjoying her new song "All The Lovers." If you can't wait until next month to buy her new cd, you can now sample a snippet of every song. Plus if you sign up for the official Kylie newsletter, you can get a free MP3 minimix of six tracks.

• Via Pam's House Blend comes a couple of shoo-in nominees for next week's Asshat competition. So you're from Alabama, and your name is ... Bubba? Seriously?

• Perez Hilton dropped by Joy Behar's show to try and put his spin on the Miley Cyrus

• Oh, but look here, we have another potential Asshat candidate. Supremely unfunny "comic" Daniel Tosh, who hosts the supremely unfunny Comedy Central show Tosh 2.0 recently hosted "singer" Samwell, who's responsible for the embarrassingly awful "What What (In The Butt)." Samwell performed an acoustic version of his novelty song, as Tosh stood behind him and mocked the NOH8 campaign. After it was over Daniel "jokingly" said he wanted Samwell to kill himself. The clip is NSFW, and frankly, has left me in a sour mood ever since I saw it. Enjoy!

• Below you can see CNN's Soledad O'Brien profile Gary Spino and Tony Brown in advance of the special Gary and Tony Have a Baby, which premieres on CNN June 24 at 8PM ET.

• In sad news, the Cedar Brook Cafe in Wesport Ct., which is said to be the world's oldest gay bar, will be closing its doors at the end of the month after 71 years in business.

• Out actor and Logo Bump! host Charlie David truly believes in helping save the African black rhino from extinction. So much so that he's joined the non-profit Challenge4ACause and will be participating in a fundraising 330km bike ride across the Damaraland Desert. Bring sunscreen, Charlie!

• Below you can see a quick look at Adam Lambert behind-the-scenes of last night's NewNowNext Awards. I think you missed a spot, Adam.

And today's Briefs are brought to you by...

Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!), and check out last week's winner below!

Thanks to everyone for participating! The winner this week (because we were hoping someone would reference Salma Hayek's meltdown) is ...

"Oh my God! There's a snake in here!"

Thanks to Miz Liz for this week's winning caption.