AfterElton Fantasy Casting: By the power of Gayskull, it's the "He-Man" movie!
After languishing in limbo forever (seriously, we were talking about it two years ago), the long-awaited, much anticipated (by me, at least) big-screen "re-imagining" of Masters of the Universe looks to be on the frontburner again. Based on the Mattel toy line, Masters have previously been made into a classic mid-80's animated series, a less classic 2002 series, and a splendidly awful live-action movie in 1987 that starred Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and the eyes of Meg Foster. So who should step into He-Man's skimpy costume? And who could possibly bring the characters of Skeletor and Sorcerer to life? We have a few fantasy casting suggestions ... He-Man, Ryan Reynolds Well, he'd have to dye his hair, and I'm not sure he'd like the pageboy cut, but we've got to find some way to get Ryan Reynolds into a fur loincloth. If not for this movie, then just for me. Skeletor, Ted Haggard Who else to play Skeletor, a character who's struggling with his desire for He-Man, than disgraced pastor Ted Haggard? If he's not available (or if he's making another white-washed documentary), then Ann Coulter will do. Stevie Nicks, Sorceress Okay, if you know anything about me, you know how I feel about the Goddess of Rock Stevie Nicks (just look at my name for a clue), but seriously, who else could play an ageless, mystical luminous presence called Sorceress (also referred to as Goddess)? And if she ends up having a passionate affair with He-Man and ... others, well I'm sure she'll still be able to see her reflection in a big pile of nachos (my undying love to whoever gets that reference). Mel Gibson, Fisto Why would I choose famous homophobe Mel Gibson to star in this movie? Because of the juvenile giggles I would get when someone called him Fisto. If not Fisto, then he can play Ram-Man, who is described as "rather short and resembling a dwarf". Candis Cayne, Teela Finally, the crucial role of Teela, the warrior who helps train and protect He-Man's alter-ego Prince Adam, should go to a woman who projects both femininity and strength. Who better than transgender actress Candis Cayne, who is gorgeous but also always looks like she's a heartbeat away from kicking your ass? Okay, who would you like to see up on the big-screen? Remember, this is fantasy casting, so feel free to be as creative as you want. You have the power! Submitted by on Fri, 2009-01-30 14:41. |
![]() Recent Comments
Recent blog posts
|













Ryan Reynolds
Snicks, I'm developing such a cybercrush on you the more you write (and since you put up your picture). Ryan in a fur loincloth - - I might not be able to watch that in a public theater. Candis, an unconventional choice, but I like it. Skeletor, the obvious choice is Marc Anthony, of J.Lo fame. Not costume required.
I don't share your extraordinary passion for Stevie - she's a great talent, just not someone my mind drifts to naturally. For the Sorceress, I think someone classically British, like Kate Winslet.
Fisto, if that's the description we're going for, maybe the new, slimmer Seth Rogan, if it's true that the Green Lantern movie is stalled, we could use that sexy fireplug here.
Other ideas, Evil-Lyn could be Megan Fox. And I think it would be a waste to not see him onscreen, but for some odd reason, my brain says Neil Patrick Harris should voice Orko. I don't know why.
I like Ryan Reynolds for
I like Ryan Reynolds for He-Man as well! Now who will voice Orko? And is this where I confess that I had more of a crush on the evil Fakor than He-Man?! I don't know if that's because he was evil or because he was light blue!
I need to watch the old Masters of the Universe movie again since I just read Grant Morrison describe it as somehow similar to Jack Kirby's Fourth World.
Ryan Reynolds "Waiting..."
Love Ryan -- hate the pageboy 'do
Ryan's definitely a keeper as He-Man.
Here's a thought: How about someone actually attractive for Skeletor, just a bit older and more grizzled than Ryan -- but still hot in own way. Maybe less father and son dynamic and more older and younger brother.
Which brings me to... Daniel Craig as Skeletor. (See my avitar.)
Hey, a boy can dream, right?!
Ryan makes a better Prince Adam
Sorry, but as much as I'd LOVE to see Ryan in a furry jockstrap... He-Man is more the bulky, hairless body-builder type. I would have to say it's gotta be someone HUGE. Maybe a hunky Pro Footbal or wrestling star? I don't really know of any off the top of my head, but just thought I'd mention that. I do think Ryan would make one hell of a snarky Prince Adam tho!
Or better yet... Ryan could just work out like crazy and get HUGE for the role!
And what about "Man-At-Arms"? He'd be an important character, too! Guess it should be a rough looking older type rockin the stache. Think Tom Selleck would do?
Ryan Gosling for He-Man
John Turturro (who freaks me out for some reason) can be Skeletor. Angelina Jolie for Sorceress, David Harbour as Fisto, Jack Black as Ram-Ram and Clare Danes as Teela.
There, all done. Hollywood, hire me. :)
that's not teela...
the pic next to candice isn't teela. teela is satanding next to the sorceress in the top pic.
i say mandy moore for teela. daniel craig for man at arms.
Yes it is
The pic is from a spinoff from the early 90s called New Adventures of He-Man. Basically, He-Man and Skeletor take the battle into the future- both gaining new allies. Teela comes to visit in one episode looking like that. I think the Japanese production house just picked up the wrong reference material.
(will post casting ideas 2night)
then i'll be more specific:
then i'll be more specific: that's not the correct teela. while i understand that is teela, and there's nothing wrong w/ the new adventures teela, but if he-man and the masters of the universe is the base material, then it should be the teela from that series.
Tell me, snicks...
Have you any beans you'd like to sell?
It's yours!
I actually liked the original He-Man movie
...well sue me...but I did like the 1987 movie....and I think Dolph Lundgren is a doll. Have never been a big fan of Ryan Reynolds (sorry snicks....by the way...dont know if u remember me...but I am expecto_patronus from the other forum;-))...anyhow...dont think Ryan Reynolds is buff enough to pull of He-Man...pretty much any actress can play Teela. I think Meg Foster was terrific as Evelyn. This time around they should get Angelina Jolie...she has the same sexy vixen quality. For Sorcress, my choice would be Madonna (as a kid I always fantazided about Madonna playing Sorcress in He-Man movie and Catwoman in Catwoman/Batman movie).I do hope they keep the character of Orko.
BTW, if any have watched the original Masters Of The Universe movie, not sure if u know, it starred a very young Courtney Cox.
Skeletor
Ryan=Tickets sold
My mother both agree that ryan reyonalds is hot so yes i would see this movie if it had him in it... I don't Care if its horrid and pointless, JUST GIVE MY RYAN REYONALDS SHIRTLESS!!!!
-Chaotic/Devient-
He-Man
I was so glad when I found out they were giving the go ahead for this movie. Spent many hours playing with those action figures, I had a lot of them.
One of the things thats good about the concept of "re imagining" is that you keep the basic elements and you can take license with every else. I dont think its a good idea to find bodybuilder types to fit the cartoon, that probably why they got stuck with subpar talent for the first movie, I mean Dolph Lundgrend, please.
On that note, I think Ryan Reynolds would be almost perfect casting. I also entertained the idea of Robert Buckley and Paul Walker.
As for Skeletor, the first and really only actor that came to mind was Hugh Laurie, I dont really know why.
Finally, put a moustache on him and Aaron Eckhart would make a good Man At Arms for me. You can cast just about anyone in the rest of the guy roles and the girls I just dont care.
BTW Snicks, I just could not stop laughing at your choice of Skeletor, inspired and good choice of pictures too.
I hope they dont mess it up.
I think bodybuilder types
This movie is going to be crap
If the description in this article is any indication, this is going to be complete crap.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3if21dd856cfb9103e7d3bd0bb5a8352f8
Faith vrs. Science? Really.