AfterElton Fantasy Casting: By the power of Gayskull, it's the "He-Man" movie!

After languishing in limbo forever (seriously, we were talking about it two years ago), the long-awaited, much anticipated (by me, at least) big-screen "re-imagining" of Masters of the Universe looks to be on the frontburner again.

Based on the Mattel toy line, Masters have previously been made into a classic mid-80's animated series, a less classic 2002 series, and a splendidly awful live-action movie in 1987 that starred Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and the eyes of Meg Foster.

So who should step into He-Man's skimpy costume? And who could possibly bring the characters of Skeletor and Sorcerer to life? We have a few fantasy casting suggestions ...

He-Man, Ryan Reynolds

Well, he'd have to dye his hair, and I'm not sure he'd like the pageboy cut, but we've got to find some way to get Ryan Reynolds into a fur loincloth. If not for this movie, then just for me.

Skeletor, Ted Haggard

Who else to play Skeletor, a character who's struggling with his desire for He-Man, than disgraced pastor Ted Haggard? If he's not available (or if he's making another white-washed documentary), then Ann Coulter will do.

Stevie Nicks, Sorceress

Okay, if you know anything about me, you know how I feel about the Goddess of Rock Stevie Nicks (just look at my name for a clue), but seriously, who else could play an ageless, mystical luminous presence called Sorceress (also referred to as Goddess)? And if she ends up having a passionate affair with He-Man and ... others, well I'm sure she'll still be able to see her reflection in a big pile of nachos (my undying love to whoever gets that reference).

Mel Gibson, Fisto

Why would I choose famous homophobe Mel Gibson to star in this movie? Because of the juvenile giggles I would get when someone called him Fisto. If not Fisto, then he can play Ram-Man, who is described as "rather short and resembling a dwarf".

Candis Cayne, Teela

Finally, the crucial role of Teela, the warrior who helps train and protect He-Man's alter-ego Prince Adam, should go to a woman who projects both femininity and strength. Who better than transgender actress Candis Cayne, who is gorgeous but also always looks like she's a heartbeat away from kicking your ass?

Okay, who would you like to see up on the big-screen? Remember, this is fantasy casting, so feel free to be as creative as you want. You have the power!