In the annals of red carpet interview awesomeness, this has the potential to rank up there with Kathy Griffin and The Fanning Incident.

Pixie-ish Project Runway winner Christian Siriano has been tapped to be a guest correspondent for Access Hollywood at this years Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

"Christian IS fierce, fabulous and ferosh and he is a pop culture catchphrase machine," Access Hollywood supervising producer and style maven Ryan Patterson said. "He also really knows fashion — he's a style stud who will stand out on the carpet with his one-of-a-kind hairdo and electric personality and most importantly, he'll be able to spot out whose fashion is a 'hot mess' and whose fashion is 'fierce.'

If that statement isn't alarming enough, the fierce one himself chimed in with this:

"I think it's fabulous that I'll be on the red carpet checking to see if anyone is a hot tranny mess," Siriano said, borrowing one of his trademark phrases fans heard him saying on Runway. "Watch out — you know I'll be fierce with my comments."

And with that, we've reached our AfterElton limit on the "F" word. At least now, I'll have a legitimate reason to watch the Kids' Choice Awards (and keep my fingers crossed that the dreamy Drake Bell will show up ... but without that new Spring Heeled Jack look), plus the inevitable moment when Christian chirps about a certain Hot Achy-Breaky Tranny Mess.