Color Me Gayy: Help us pick a name for our fantasy gay boyband!
As you may have heard, there's a rumor (actually, strong If it's true, he would join a growing list of former boybanders who've come out of the closet. In fact, as our pal John Polly at NewNowNext keenly pointed out, it's almost enough to form our own band! Let's take a look at some likely prospects, and help us figure out the perfect name! Lance Bass Lance Bass is a former member of N*SYNC and the best known out former boybander. He may feel he deserves star billing in this band, but I don't recall ever seeing him actually ... singing. Stephen Gately Stephen Gately is in the Irish band Boyzone. They recently reunited, but I'm sure we can find some way to coax him into our band (there must be a gay male version of Penny Lane out there somewhere). Kevin McDaid, Mark Feehily We get a two-fer with Kevin McDaid and Mark Feehily. Kevin is a former member of boyband V, and Mark is in Irish group Westlife. They're also madly in love and living together, which may present a problem if just one of them is asked to join, so it looks like they're a package deal. Andrew Kinlochan Andrew Kinlochan may be the least known of these guys, but he actually came out before any of them. In 2003 he was in the now-defunct boyband Phixx, but the band met with limited success in the UK (possibly owing to its fabulously awful name). Well, we've got six guys, so we may have to pare it down. Maybe we can have a sing-off (or wet briefs contest) to determine who makes the cut. Who would you choose, and most importantly, what would you name the official AfterElton.com boyband? Submitted by on Fri, 2009-02-06 11:10. |
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With Six You Get Eggroll
No, seriously, six members in a boyband is fine--the more the merrier. Hey, that could be their first single: "The More The Merrier"....
The first nom de band that struck me is Boystown--honors both their boyband heritage and the great gay section of Chicago--and then they could do covers of "If You Leave Me Now" and "Will You Still Love Me?"
Hmmm...
Umm...
So, in this boy band...
As for a band name, I like The Naked Boys Band. Wait, that's already taken. Damn, kids...
How about...
HOW ABOUT CALLING THEM...
OLD QUEENS ON THE BLOCK??? Is that to catty??? If we're going to decinde on a name for these six gentlemen at this age it should be something that can be recognized with and without being a statement....I think just "G", it says what needs to be said and leaves enough open for wild interpretation.....
Seriously
Boybands redux
The Rainbow Connection
afhickman
If you can buy the rights from Paul Williams! Barring that, the Winchesters. If you've been following "Supernatural," you know what I mean. Or just go for the obvious: The Boys in the Band.
"The mountain has wings."
Boyband Name
Here's a few.
The Village Boys!
Top to Bottom
Rainbow Boys
Boys to Boys
Boys4Ever
Boytown!
The Brieftones
Packages!
.... the names are endless!
Howsabout ...
0BoisNEmore
(PS - the first numeral should be pronounced as "nought".)
Immortal Minority
Homosexuals will always be in the minority compared to heterosexuals, but we would be impossible to eliminate since we show up in every racial, cultural and religious group (even animals, so technically humans could die out and there would still be homosexuals in the world)
Ooh
Dorothy's Revenge!
Golden Boys (as opposed to Golden Girls)
Boys in Love (B.i.L.)
3$ bills
the Flamethrowers
G-Boyz, G-Street, G-Force etc...
Fiercetown
Got my Phixx for today...
I just watched the videos for "Hold on Me," "Love Revolution," and "Wild Boys." Give me a minute to pick my jaw up off the floor and
five minutes30 seconds to do one other thing, then I'll try to think of some band names.Here's another member to join the band....
Ross Anthony, former member of Bro'Sis, a german band, and last years king of the jungle. He was the winner of the german version of 'I'm a celebrity ... Get me out of here'
He's married to opera singer Paul Reeves.
Band Names
* The Twee Tenors
* The Pink Tonsils
* DV8
* The Tom Cruise Experience
"Do you have children?
"-Only if there are no men around..."
(LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM)
Gay Boy-Band
I gotta go with the obvious.
"Sorry Ladies"
First cd can be called "Not Tonight, Bitches."
:)
The first cd name
Marci X and Josie & the
Marci X and Josie & the Pussycats did the whole gay boy band thing but I'd like a nod to Gravitation. Maybe the name of its 2/3 gay band Bad Luck? The show's OP "I want new world"?