If T.R. Knight is really leaving "Grey's Anatomy", how should he do it?

After months of "will he or won't he?", gay reporter sprite Michael Ausiello is reporting that out Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight will be leaving the long-running show at the end of the season ... maybe.

We have the spoiler details below, and some suggestions for making his potential exit less ... lame.

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According to Ausiello, T.R.'s character George will join the Army as a medic and in the final episode of the season will be seriously injured in the line of duty, leaving his fate up in the air. Boring!

If they're going to send him off into the sunset, we've got some ideas ...

If they're going to off him, why not pull out all the stops and create a whole Halloween II/Visiting Hours horror storyline around it? Someone is killing the doctors in ironic ways, the latest being McSteamy, who's found tumbling around the dryer in the hospital laundry room, ala My Bloody Valentine.

George is shocked to discover that the killer is Izzy (Katherine Heigl), who kidnaps and chains him down in the hospital storage room, forcing him to watch an endless loop of 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor. He's scarred for life, and leaves the show in a strait-jacket for some "rest & recuperation".

Or...

Everyone is shocked when Preston Burke (Isaiah Washington) returns to the hospital, and when he introduces new flame Ongina, George is shocked into a permanent comatose state.

Or better still...

Finally, in what's sure to be a controversial sweeps storyline, George finds himself strangely attracted to new doctor Kyle Julian (Adam Grimes). He decides to take a "leave of absence" to sort out his new feelings, and takes a staff job at the city hospital ... in Oakdale, Illinois.

Let's face it, any of these plots would bring some much needed pizazz to the faltering Grey's Anatomy. If George has to leave, how would you want to see his storyline wrap up?