Gay massages, bare bums, and one strategically placed koala on "I'm A Celebrity!"

Last week we told you about the British reality series I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!, a Survivor-esque competition with out actor George Takei, out Brit former police chief Brian Paddick, and out tennis legend Martina Navratilova fighting the elements (and each other) in the Australian outback.

After inexplicably causing a minor stir last week by applying ointment to the backside of Eastenders actor Joe Swash, George and his "magic hands" are back, this time working wonders with fellow gay Brian.

George Takei rubbing Brian Paddick the right way

The most surprising contestant has been Paddick. Who knew that the former MP and London mayoral candidate would be so eager to doff his inhibitions ... and clothes? After the break you can see some NSFW bare bun pics of Brian, as well as a "cheeky" clip!