Meet Your Gay of the Week: Oliver Fish!

In one of the closest races we've seen, One Life to Live's Oliver Fish has taken the crown for his proficiency with a Taser and his adorable habit of being tossed around like a stuffed bear cub.

In second place (just barely) is the real-life couple of George Takei and Brad Altman for their winning ways on The Newlywed Game.

Coming in third was Mad Men's Sal, who could have used a win (or a hug) after the terrible week he had.

Finally, there was Melrose Place's Caleb, who was the buffet for a new client.

Congrats to Oliver, who's worn this crown before, and likely will again. Come back next week to find out if he retains it!