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GodTube: I can't wait to see their version of Chris Crocker

GodTube is a Christian alternative to YouTube, and just like its heathen counterpart, users can upload homemade videos. Unlike YouTube, though, you won't see frat guys mooning out of car windows or drunk co-eds. What you will see are some of the most unintentionally hilarious videos ever made.

Of course, the first thing I did when I was there was enter the word "homosexual" in the search bar. Most of the videos were of the boring, "Christ can change you" variety, but a few were ... priceless.

This one is my personal favorite:RAINBOWS. The rainbow is beautiful and majestic ... but did you know that the rainbow has been HIJACKED by those who seek to turn its beauty into a symbol of PERVERSION AND FILTH?

This one is called ROCK AND ROLL'S SATANIC & HOMOSEXUAL INFLUENCE, and it's about the evil influence of people like ...Tori Amos and Garth Brooks. When the narrator recites the Christina Aguilera lyrics for Genie in a Bottle, I dare you not to giggle.

More GodTube fun after the break...

This one is called The Gospel to Homosexuals, and it has two slacker types outraged because the HOMOSEXUAL community is raising the HOMOSEXUAL flag, so they start preaching ... and are completely ignored.

But it's not all about the gays, and some of the videos are just plain bizarre. This one is called Baby Got Book, and yes, it's a parody of a certain rap song (the first line is "I like big bibles and I cannot lie").

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  • mikemgmve's picture

    ZOMG...

    This site has potential to be funnier than Youtube. I was hoping that at some point, when the talk of rainbows changed from how much the user loves them to what homosexuals have done to them that the music would go from serene sounds to death metal. Perhaps a REMIX is in order?

    The guy preaching, and everyone ignoring him is also quite comical, especially towards the end "hold that sign up high brother..." *whine* "... I'm trying"

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    phredd allen's picture

    Baby Got Book

    Totally HIGH-larious!!!  And man, he's kinda hot!!
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    actionfigure's picture

    sweet jeebus

    it's comedy gold! the baby got book song... i know i'll be blasting that in the car next time i'm driving down santa monica blvd!
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    Sharon7's picture

    I'm stunned

    I find making fun of Christians as inappropriate as any other slander against any other group. Let's see...we can't hate people of color, gays, women or any religious person who is NOT Christian...but it's still ok to hate fat people and the Christ-centered faithful. Do I have that right?  ~S~

     

    snicks's picture

    I have NO problem making fun of the Christians that made these.

    If you put out videos preaching bigotry and hatred, yeah, I'm going to make fun of it. If you go to their site, and type in "homosexual", you'll find vids that are nasty, vile, and infuriating. I didn't post those because i wanted to keep it as light hearted as possible, even though it's actually very sad. And I'm not sure how "hating fat people" has anything to do with this.
    Sharon7's picture

    bigotry only hurts the bigot

    Proverbs 19:3 A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the LORD.
    RJ's picture

    I don't consider these people true Christians

    Like Charles Barkley would say, these people who promote bigotry, intolerance and hatred but hide behind selected passages of the Bible are fake Christians, in my opinion.

    And I don't see where anyone has posted anything promoting hate except for the people who made these GodTube videos. As for the "making fun of" part, they do it to themselves. Have you actually watched any of these videos?

    Btw, why are you bringing up the subject of fat people?

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    Sakhmet's picture

    Their Chris Crocker?

    An excuminicated nun shrieking about leaving the pope alone? That's about the only thing I can think of even remotely similar.