GodTube: I can't wait to see their version of Chris Crocker

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on March 4, 2008

GodTube is a Christian alternative to YouTube, and just like its heathen counterpart, users can upload homemade videos. Unlike YouTube, though, you won't see frat guys mooning out of car windows or drunk co-eds. What you will see are some of the most unintentionally hilarious videos ever made.

Of course, the first thing I did when I was there was enter the word "homosexual" in the search bar. Most of the videos were of the boring, "Christ can change you" variety, but a few were ... priceless.

This one is my personal favorite:RAINBOWS. The rainbow is beautiful and majestic ... but did you know that the rainbow has been HIJACKED by those who seek to turn its beauty into a symbol of PERVERSION AND FILTH?

This one is called ROCK AND ROLL'S SATANIC & HOMOSEXUAL INFLUENCE, and it's about the evil influence of people like ...Tori Amos and Garth Brooks. When the narrator recites the Christina Aguilera lyrics for Genie in a Bottle, I dare you not to giggle.

More GodTube fun after the break...

This one is called The Gospel to Homosexuals, and it has two slacker types outraged because the HOMOSEXUAL community is raising the HOMOSEXUAL flag, so they start preaching ... and are completely ignored.

But it's not all about the gays, and some of the videos are just plain bizarre. This one is called Baby Got Book, and yes, it's a parody of a certain rap song (the first line is "I like big bibles and I cannot lie").