"Hollyoaks" video clip: "That's not what I meant by 'wear your rubbers'!"

After a few weeks off, John Paul and Kieron finally make an appearance on Hollyoaks. (Rumour has it they decided to pay a visit to their American cousins in Oakdale, Illinois, but spent the whole time there snickering and muttering "virgins" under their breath.)

This appearance opens with J.P.'s mum, Myra, walking in on his sister, Michaela, licking a book (her teacher never should have told her that books were nourishing), and after some bickering, Michaela lets it slip that J.P. might be sleeping with someone.

Myra immediately starts snooping, and she does the unthinkable: She opens J.P.'s top nightstand drawer. If there's one rule that mothers are never supposed to break, it's that never, under any circumstances, are they allowed to open your top nightstand drawer (my mother opened mine once, and I'm still not entirely convinced that she bought my story that those things she found were "hoop earrings".)

J.P. walks in on Myra, and she confronts him with some empty condom wrappers (but thankfully, she missed the copy of 101 Ways To Make Love To A Priest in his drawer). The rest I'll leave to you, but it involves more awkward conversations between Myra and Kieron, and an almost-snogging session between Kieron and J.P. on his bed (I think they're up to #53 in the book, which is called "taking communion".)

You can see today's clip after the break, and hopefully, our boys are back for a while.