Don't you hate it when you're having a heavy snogging session on the couch with a hot, studly priest and your mother walks in?

That's the predicament that John Paul (played by James Sutton) and Kieron (Jake Hendriks) find themselves in during today's Hollyoaks update. The clip opens to a Joy Division song (aah..memories!), as John Paul learns his mother is going to be away for the day, and he'll have the house to himself. He rings Father Freak-on, and before you know it, they're doing some "laying on of hands" on the couch.

Naturally, Jon Paul's mother comes home early, and cluelessly believes the story about Kieron being there for research on a "church newsletter". What follows is a very cute scene involving John Paul's baby pictures, and Kieron's delight at seeing him squirm. Best line i've heard all week:

"Just wait til you get a look at his bum. You'll want to take a bite out of it!"

The clip ends with a very sweet scene between John Paul and his mum. And even though they have to keep their relationship secret for now (which is also going on over on Forbidden Love and As the World Turns), I'm really liking him and Kieron together.

You can see today's Hollyoaks clip after break, and be sure to come back for further updates.