"Hollyoaks" video clip update: Who can it be knocking at my door?

Today's Hollyoaks opens with a great scene of John Paul and Niall as they start their day in perfect synch with each other (right down to their abundant boxer briefs). J.P. is in white, and Niall is in black (do you think that's a message?), and as they stir their coffee in unison, a creepy smile comes over Niall's face (obviously, he thinks he has J.P. right where he wants him).

After some lurid conversation about butter (which is heavy with sexual innuendo...isn't it?...oh dear, I've got to stop running that J.P./Niall slashfic in my mind ...They're brothers, Snicks, stop it!), Niall asks J.P. to move in on a permanent basis.

Back at school, J.P., Kris, and Elliot (who I firmly believe is hiding a Travis Bickle mowhawk under those knit caps) are anxiously awaiting their grades, and it's good news for J.P.

He rushes home to tell his mum that he passed with flying colors, and she tells Michaela (who's been wearing that pink bow in her hair for so long that it's now turned a moldy green) to "set another place for tea," which I think is the British equivalent of "all is forgiven".

While this is going on, Niall is getting ready for his hot date night watching a boxing match with J.P., when there's a knock at the door...

You can see today's Hollyoaks clip, with its not-so-surprising surprise, after the break, and we'll be sure to keep you updated.