IMHO "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" (5.6): Rosie and Gloria and Griffin ... Oh My!
This week's My Life on the D-List didn't quite hit the heights of previous shows this season, but there was more than enough to tilt the arrow up. Kathy heads down to Miami and meets up with Gloria Estefan, out former baseball player/now realtor Billy Bean, and runs afoul of an angry real estate lady with little patience for Kathy's humor. And then there's Rosie O'Donnell's un-blurred bare derriere ... In her continuing struggle to make it to the A-List, Kathy decides she needs a second house, preferably in a celeb-heavy area. She settles on Star Island in Miami, which I guess is sort of like Monster Island, only instead of Son of Godzilla and that one monster with a giant knife for a head, you've got Madonna and Sylvester Stallone. That gives me a great idea for a movie ... it would be called Escape from Star Island, and feature washed-up celebs fighting each other and various deadly traps to get a five-minute interview with Ryan Seacrest. But I digress ... Kathy heads down to Miami and meets up with out former baseball player Billy Bean, who's now selling high-end (very high-end) real estate. They take a look at various gaudy mansions previously owned by the likes of Mariah Carey, and during one house showing, Kathy eats a jellybean. But not just any jellybean. A special jellybean. Which leads to an-awe-inspiring rant that more than justifies this week's up arrow. Take a look ... The rest of the episode has Kathy hanging around with Gloria Estefan and Rosie O'Donnell, who is her usual loud, brash self. I think it would be a blast to hang around Rosie, but I could've done without the mooning scene. Team Griffin works for a few hours at Gloria's hotel, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, with Kathy offering um, special services to callers, and invading a party filled with sweaty and shirtless frat boys.
The highlight (besides the jellybean rant) is when Rosie and Gloria accompany Kathy as she makes an offer on one of the mansions. They are mortified when she offers to pay $1.25 million for a house valued at about 20 million, but the final word is had by the female real estate agent. In a hilarious (and I suspect, completely serious) rant, she blasts "Miss Hollywood" for wasting her effing time, and she's "got news for that bitch. If she wants to be on the A-List, real money talks here. Bullsh*t walks". I don't know what was funnier ... the speech, or the fact that she thought Kathy was serious about the offer. Like I said, this week's episode was good, but it didn't scale the heights of "Maggie's Bucket List" or the Paula Deen show. But it still continues Kathy's resurgent fifth season. What did you think? Submitted by on Tue, 2009-07-14 15:17. |
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Kathy shoulda picked the house with the passing boat
Pals and I thought it was also hilarious when both Gloria and Rosie left the room quickly before Kathy's bid was shown. Like they knew trouble was a brewing and did not want to run afoul of the two realators.
Enjoyable
I enjoyed this one---am not really a Rosie fan, but I do like Gloria, so it all evened out...
Man, the houses on that island are pretty darn impressive. Gloria's home itself was quite lovely, but where the heck was her furniture? It looked like she had just moved in and hadn't brought any of her belongings... I had to laugh at the agent's reaction at the end. I would think that everyone involved with the programme was in on the joke---no one believed for a moment that Kathy would buy a house---but that woman was genuinely TICKED OFF. (Or else she was an excellent actress.) Either way, she vocally eviscerated Kathy; haven't heard anyone be this nasty on the show for a long time.
Oh, I rather liked Kathy's humidity-induced curly hair in this episode...
I'm like a superhero, with no powers or motivation...
Overseas fans
Honestly I am suffering from withdrawal symptoms as I have not had any new Kathy Griffin material in the past 11 days. I find myself at times remembering her jokes from her previous shows and I find myself missing Maggie!!! I am totally infatuated with Team Griffin.
Luckily there's After Elton who brings me/us some sort of appetizer or painkiller, really, whilst the wait drags on... =(
I'd also like to speak out
Episode 5 has been on