Lifetime to air four films with gay faves: They had us with these posters

You've got to hand it to the Lifetime network, first they steal Project Runway from Bravo, now they've stolen our hearts with these awesomely awful posters from their new Nora Roberts Collection of upcoming films.

Seriously, I haven't seen artwork like this since the tragic end of the Stevie Nicks Tambourine Art that I used to live for.

As someone who's never read a Nora Roberts book, I don't know what to expect, but from the descriptions, cast, and posters, the film versions may turn out to be highly entertaining ... in a "let's get tipsy and mock them" sort of way:

These movies will be premiering four Saturdays in a row at 9 pm et/pt, starting on March 21 with Northern Lights. This first film stars Grammy Award winner LeAnn Rimes, Eddie Cibrian and Rosanna Arquette. The second, Midnight Bayou, stars Jerry O’Connell, Lauren Stamile and Faye Dunaway. The third, High Noon, stars Emilie de Ravin, Ivan Sergei and Cybil Shepherd. The last, Tribute, stars Jason Lewis, Brittany Murphy, Tippi Hedren and Diana Scarwid.

Okay, first of all, High Noon? Um ... hasn't that been used before? Secondly, these casts are to die for. In addition to AfterElton.com faves Eddie Cibrian and Jason Lewis, we also get Ivan Sergei (who played gay in The Opposite of Sex), new papa Jerry O'Connell, and ultimate dames Cybill Shepherd and Faye Dunaway. The only question I have is ... LeAnn Rimes? Really?

Here are the other two posters featuring Ivan and Jerry, which for some reason give me the urge to run off and visit Graceland. We also have the trailer for Northern Lights, which stars Eddie and LeAnn who, according to US Magazine, are in a bit of hot water now.

Hmm ... do you think I can get these on a set of collectible plates?