Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Smell Ya Later!

Before he heads back to spread joy at the school for the blind, Noah needs to yell at Luke just a bit more. Smell ya later, Luke! Smell ya later ... forever!

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2:05PM EST: Holden and Molly are set to visit Meg, who's "resting" in a "facility".

Luke and the family tell Noah that they want to help him get used to his unsightness, but Noah has other ideas - a doctor in Dallas who may help restore his sight.

Molly and Holden prepare for the worst when they see Meg, but are shocked when they see her not in a straightjacket foaming at the mouth ... but knitting! OMG, it's worse than they thought! She smiles and tells them to come in. This would make a perfect horror movie - Meg escapes from the "facility" and hunts down Damian "Knit 1, Purl 2, You Broke My Heart, Now I'll Kill You!"

2:15PM EST: Damn, it tuns out that Meg may actually be sane again.

Lily and Lucinda tell Noah they're going to check out this doctor, and some of his patients. They leave, and Luke tries to embrace Noah, but he pulls away and says "i can't do this".

Henry and Simon have fallen asleep together on the couch, and when they wake up, they pretend they didn't enjoy it. Please.

So wait a minute, I think that Brad is finally dead and gone. He's not only merely dead, He's really most sincerely dead! Is it just me, or was that the longest damn haunting in history?

Uh-Oh, it turns out that Meg is faking the whole thing. She's been pretending to take her pills, but spitting them out later.

2:25PM EST: The good news is I can now look at Noah's face without wanting to throw a bag over his head. The bad news is he's still wallowing and blaming Luke. Noah says "I have to see. that's all that matters right now. Everything else is secondary". Captain Obvious says "Even me?"

Holden and Molly McButterface (no, no, no, I'm sorry, she's actually very attractive) decide that something is wrong with the Meg situation, and they need to "investigate".

2:30PM EST: Holy Top Model! That's Paulina Porizkova as Simon's ladyfriend! Who's gonna Drive her home ... tonight?

2:40PM EST: Meg wants to see Damian ... it will provide "closure".

Lily may be preggers ... with Damian's Seed!

Luke takes Noah out to the porch and surprises him with the fact that he and Noah's fellow students finished his film and submitted it, and it won first place! WOW! That may have been the dumbest thing Luke has ever done!

2:45PM EST: Luke tells Noah how he finished Noah's work, and how he accepted Noah's award, and how he basked in the cheers of Noah's well-wishers. For some reason, Noah is not enthused, and accuses Luke of trying to control everything. Luke says "but it's all for you, why can't you see that?" AWKWARD! Noah says "I can't SEE anything, dumbass!" *I added the last word.

2:50PM EST: Molly and Lucinda have a tame catfight amongst maternity clothes and trashy lingerie.

Noah decided to listen to the awards show cd, while Luke tries to get a hold of "Doctor Reed Oliver". Okay, is this some kind of homage to Oliver Reed? Because right now I'm picturing a Women In Love naked wrestling match in front of a roaring fire on a bear rug between the hot new doctor and Luke ... or Holden ... or Simon ... or Damian ... or Noah...etc.

Preview Time: That's it for Nuke for a while, but we'll soon see the hot new doctor, and maybe that can breathe some life into our guys.