Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Hey, Watch The Scarf!

Luke gets fed up with Mason and resorts to "fish"-ticuffs. Oh wait ... wrong soap.

Never mind. Luke and Mason do have an "altercation" and Noah is none too happy. Join us for the fun and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: Meg has gone full blown crazy-ex-girlfriend and is not only blackmailing Damian, but stalking him outside Lily's house.

Luke meets Noah at the cafe and asks him to watch his stuff while he runs and grabs his books. They share a sweet kiss (seriously) and Noah heads off. Luke turns on Noah's computer and sees the video of Mason kissing Noah on the forehead, and he grabs the dvd from the discdrive just as Mason comes in. Luke says "i'm really not in the mood", and Mason says "Just hear me out".

Jack is visiting the new Mike Kasnoff, who is now married and has a kid. He also has caffeine jitters ... or some kind of "condition", because his hand keeps shaking. Where the hell are they going with this?

2:10PM EST: Meet you all the way Rosanna shows up at Carly's house with ... muffins. Carly snarls "you sleep with my fiance and you bring me muffins? Wouldn't tarts be more appropriate?" Ha!

2:15PM EST: Luke says "what do you want to talk about Mason? That you want my boyfriend, or how you put the moves on him? " Mason says "You know how important this film is to Noah. It's his senior thesis. if it goes well it'll open a lot of doors for him professionally. When you're on the set, you're all he can think about. He doesn't need to deal with that today, it's too important." Luke gives him the "Luke" look, and says "I'm not stupid. I know what you're doing". Mason says "what i'm doing is trying to protect Noah". Both guys stand up and Luke raises his voice and says "Noah doesn't need protection from me". Mason shouts "he does, if you're going to let your insecurities get in the way ..." Luke cuts him off by suddenly grabbing Mason by the shoulders and shaking him, and Mason grabs him right back ... as Noah comes in and sees the whole thing. HOT! Love it!

2:25PM EST: Noah breaks up the catfight and starts yelling at Luke. Oh Noah. Luke looks at Mason and says "I SHOULD'VE RIPPED YOUR STUPID SCARF!" YES!!! Mason leaves and Noah blasts Luke, saying he doesn't care who started the fight, and that he needs Mason right now. Luke tells him that Mason said he'd just be a distraction on the set, and Noah ... agrees. He tells Luke to stay away because he'd just be worried that Luke would take another swing at Mason. Noah leaves in a huff. Oh Noah.

2:30PM EST: Luke tells Damian what happened between him and Mason, and that Mason has the hots for Noah. He shows Damian the DVD of Mason kissing Noah (that he ... um, just happened to keep) and says "does that look innocent to you?"

Mike is some kind of trouble, and now Carly has shown up to find Jack , and she meets Mike's new wife, and ... where the hell are they going with this?

2:45PM EST: Jack punches Mike and knocks him out, and carries him to a couch where he can splay in peace. In a hilarious scene, Mike's wife calls him, and Jack feels Mike up trying to find his cellphone. He searches through Mike's pockets, and brushes the front of his track pants. Nope, that's not it. Nope, not that. There it is!

Mason and Noah are on a rooftop preparing to shoot a scene when the garishly-dressed "Dean" enters and tells them sternly "I need to speak to you ".

2:50PM EST: Pouty Luke is pouting poutily on the couch when Lily comes in. Luke tells her whatever decision she makes about his two dads is fine, and he'll support her.

The Dean asks Noah "has Professor Jarvis ever acted ... inappropriately towards you?" Uh-Oh.

Luke tells Lily "Damian has really changed, and I fully trust him now" Uh-Oh.

Preview Time: Someone gave the Dean the proof that Mason acted inappropriately. Noah blames Luke. Oh Noah.