Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Hey Bro, You Like The Top or Bottom?

Bunks, people! I'm talking about bunks!

Noah is moving in to Luke and family's house to recuperate. I hope the doctor didn't tell him to avoid drama!

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2:05PM EST: Jack and Carly finally run into the infamous Simon. Okay, I wasn't watching the show when Simon was on ... so is this the original Simon, an interim Simon, or a new Simon?

Luke is preparing to take Noah home. I hate to say this, but could someone please put a bag over Noah's head til that gross thing on his face heals? It's not like he'd notice.

Yeah! Molly has come back to Oakdale. Why do I like her? I know a drama queen when I see one!

2:10PM EST: Luke is trying to help Noah put his coat on, and Noah pushes him away, saying "I don't need anyone". Okay, I'm willing to give Noah some time to feel sorry for himself, but it won't be too much longer til I'll be wishing for Alan Arkin to show up. (my undying love to whoever gets that reference).

Molly is having lunch with Holden when Kim sees her and offers her a job. Apparently Molly left Oakdale after Kim fired her and called her a trollop, but I guess trollops are now the key demographic Kim is looking to woo.

2:20PM EST: I don't blame Carly for running away with Simon two years ago. I'd like to run away with him. Rawr!

Noah comes home with Luke and Lily, and there's an awkward scene when Damian walks in and Noah swallows his upper lip and says "get me out of here!"

Simon is about to pull a con on a rich couple involving some artwork, but Jack is on to him. He's just jealous because Simon is hot.

2:30PM EST: Molly is hesitant to stay in Oakdale because of all the rumors that will be spread. Please, her NYC meltdown is nothing compared to what's going on with everyone else in town.

I guess Jake's acting choice in playing blind is to just look down most of the time. I'm not saying it's not valid, it's just a little cliche.

2:40PM EST: Lily brings in flowers and says "the actors from your movie brought you flowers. See, aren't they beautiful?" Okay, she doesn't say that, she actually says "they smell wonderful', but I like my line better.

After Lily leaves, Noah asks Luke to retrieve the disc of his "film", and then says "trash it". Luke refuses, and Noah says "i though you said you'd do anything for me!" Luke says "anything except this", and places the disk in Noah's hand and stomps out.

Lily discovers that Molly is staying at the farm, and goes ballistic on Holden.

2:50PM EST: Noah tries to talk to Luke, but realizes he's not there. He regrets having run his punching bag off. Meanwhile, Luke runs into one of the actors from the film and says "how would you guys like to help me finish Noah's movie?".

Carly and Jack blink, and Simon disappears.

Damian pays off the state trooper to keep his silence. Hey, it's the Grimaldi way!

Preview Time: We're done with Oakdale, but tomorrow and Wednesday we'll be visiting Llanview.