Liveblogging "As The World Turns": I got something to saaaaay!

If, like me, you find Angry Luke incredibly hot, then today's episode of As The World Turns might be a must-see (and might be great news for anyone with stock in candy dishes).

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1:55PM EST: Oh dear god. On Bold & Beautiful there's a blonde woman in a flowing white lace gown, on horseback on the beach, crying out "Ridge, where are you?"

2:05PM EST: And we finally learn that Terri is Janet's sister. What are the odds that little sis' is going to get in the middle of Janet and Jack? OMG ... WAIT A MINUTE ...JACK ...JANET ... TERRI.... COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR!!!

Luke is all pouty fish lips as Lily calls and invites him to dinner with her and Holden. She invites Noah too, but Luke explains that it's not in the budget to pay Jake this week, so they'll just have to talk about him.

2:10PM EST: Luke, Holden, and Lily are in the hotel dining room (apparently, it and the diner are the only establishments to serve food) and start arguing about Luke's future, when Meg and Damian float down the hallway on their afterglow, as Lily looks stricken with temporary rubberneck.

2:15PM EST: So ... Janet and Terri haven't seen each other in 18 years? How old is Terri is supposed to be? Anyway, Janet is aghast when Jack tells her that Terri has been banging Mr. Furley still can't babysit his kids.

2:25PM EST: Luke tells Holden "you're just trying to keep me away from Damian". Meanwhile, Lily goes to Damian's room and tells him to lay off Luke, and he responds with "you're just jealous that Meg gets to play "hide the Grimaldi".

Jack says "for some reason I don't trust your supple, luscious little sister", which Terri overhears, and when she makes a hasty exit, Janet tells Jack "you talk about family, but the only one that counts is yours". You know, Jack is kind of an S.O.B.

2:35PM EST: Lily tells Damian "Meg might stop fancying you if you tick off the rest of her family, so you'd better leave Luke alone". Okay, with all this talk about botox in the comments, I'm now obsessed with trying to spot it.

Jack runs after Terri, and apparently on to the set of Guiding Light, judging by the shaky cam cinematography. And i have to add ... Hi-Def is doing them no favors.

2:40PM EST: Jack backs down and tells Terri "welcome to Oakdale. Please try to not to seduce me". Lily and Damian show up to talk to Luke, and he says "i still want to work for Damian", which obviously displeases Holden.

Jack apologizes to Janet and tells her that he convinced Terri to stay in Oakdale, but says "if she seduces me, it's your fault!"

2:45PM EST: Is it just me, or is Damian giving Holden a PURPLE NURPLE in the pic i posted?

2:55PM EST: Dammit, I was hoping for a Luke full-out princess hissy-fit. Lily is more upset in this episode than Luke, and hisses "we need to beat Damian at his own game". Um ... so you're going to sleep with Meg?

Preview Time: No Luke, but the incomparable Lynn Herring as Henry's mother, which is kinda funny considering she's 51 and he's 38.