Liveblogging "As The World Turns": It's Alive!

There promises to be a lot of juicy over-the-top drama on today's episode of As The World Turns, so we're here to help you feel your way through.

Is Riley really Margo's son? If so, then that means he's Casey's brother, which means the fantasies I've been having about the two of them has taken on a new Supernatural element.

And what of Noah and his big, bad poppa? How far will Colonel Mayer go for revenge against his son?

Join us to find out, and remember to refresh often for breaking updates!

1:50PM EDT: Can one man do the unthinkable and attempt two liveblogs in as many hours? Will he survive with his sanity intact? We'll see.

2:05PM EDT: Riley is cradling Margo's bullet riddled body and keeps calling her "mom". When she comes around, he switches to "Margo". Casey, Luke, and Noah are in the police station when Luke is called away for something with the "foundation'. Casey decides to head home while Noah heads to Java.

2:10PM EDT: Casey comes home and sees Margo on the ground with Riley standing over her, and goes hotly ballistic. He screams "whatthehelldidyoudotoher?" (as if it was all one word), but Margo tells Casey to be nice ... to his brother! What a total shocking ... inevitability!

2:15PM EDT: Hey, a new show opening! Noah is about to enter Java when Col. Mayer grabs him from behind and covers his mouth. Noah is all "whaaa ...?" Margo continues to insist that Riley is Casey's brother, and Riley admits that he really is the presumed-dead Adam. Casey looks like his head is ready to jettison from his body.

2:17PM EDT: Col. Mayer tells Noah that he returned to "work things out", and when Noah sees that he's been shot, insists he get to the hospital. Col. Mayer agrees, but only if Noah will first go someplace private with him, to "talk". Noah agrees. Because he wouldn't be the Noah we love if he hadn't.

2:20PM EDT: Luke heads over to see Noah, but the hot Java guy tells him that he hasn't seen him (and he asks Luke "trouble in paradise?", which instantly earns him my undying love).

2:25PM EDT: Luke finds Noah's discarded backpack, and heads over to ask Damian if there are any "crazy Grimaldis" running around. If? At the hospital, Margo is wheeled into surgery, and Casey demands an explanation from Riley/Adam.

2:30PM EDT: The Colonel brings Noah back to his office/underground bomb shelter to sweatily tell him how sorry he is, and that he wants Noah to go on the lam with him. Noah says "no effing away", and tells his dad to get lost.

2:35PM EDT: Casey and Riley Adam have it out, and Riley confesses that he was in a explosion and had plastic surgery, and came back looking ... spectacular. Casey says "you're still a liar and I don't want to have anything to do with you".

2:40PM EDT: Damian helps Luke find out where the Colonel is possibly keeping Noah, and the two of them set off for the docks.

2:45PM EDT: I absolutely love it when ASWT goes "on location". Today it's the docks, which means Luke and Damian (who have exactly the same hair) get to play "Grimaldi & Son". Damian meets the Colonel's henchman, but Luke steps on a twig or something and alerts the bad guys to the situation. Damian and Luke give hilarious chase, and poor Van Hansis looks about to ready to pass out numerous times.

2:50PM EDT: In what may be the funniest scene this show has ever given us, a huffing and puffing Luke and Damian hold the bad guy by his feet and dangle him over the water.

2:50PM EDT: Margo tells Casey that she doesn't want to tell Tom the truth about Adam, because if people find out, she'll have to arrest Adam for all of the pre-surgery stuff he did, and she doesn't want to do that. Casey understandably says "But you didn't have a problem throwing me in jail!"

2:55PM EDT: Luke catches up with Noah, but Noah begs Luke not to call the police. As Luke pleads with him, the Colonel tries to slink away, but Damian is there to stop him. Luke convinces Noah that he must turn his father in, or it will always haunt him. As the Colonel hilariously writhes in torment on the ground, Noah calls the police to turn him in.

Preview Time: No Nuke, but plenty of Casey and Adam.