Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Snidely's Whiplash

After last week's horrific car crash (above), what damage has Reid done to Kim and himself? Will they escape unscathed, and what does it have to do with Noah and Luke?

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2:05PM EST: Wow, Reid really is a monster ickday. He runs into Kim's car, and while Dr. Bob and Luke are making sure she's okay, Reid starts ... honking his horn.

He and Luke argue about what an ass he is, and when the police show up, Reid says "just pull out your gun and shoot me". It turns out that Kim is just shaken up, and has some neck pain, and Reid says "see, it's nothing. Just spend the day at a spa."

MeCarly stumbles to the dock and collapses with a six-pack of Meichtry Beer to console her. At least it's not Rolling Rock.

Noah wants to leave the hospital, and doesn't want Luke to know he's going. Oh Noah.

2:15PM EST: Reid has just learned a valuable lesson - don't bait Oakdale cops. He tells the officer "Look, Officer Fife or whatever your name is (strike one) I'm a neurosurgeon ... that means I operate on brains (strike two) ... and I have to get back to Dallas." Luke tells the cop that Reid took the car without permission, and when the officer tries to give Reid the summons, he crumples it up and throws it on the ground. Strike three. The cop arrests him, and Luke picks up the summons and reads the charges, which include resisting arrest and operating a stolen vehicle.

Luke shoes up to help Noah leave, and when Noah refuses his help, he tells Luke "I may be blind, but are you deaf?" Ugh. I wonder how long he was holding that one in? He tells Luke he needs to get away ... from him.

2:20PM EST: Luke and Noah argue about blah, blah, blah, blah "I'm just trying to help. Why can't you see ..." blah blah ""But I can't see! I am blind. I've lost my eyesight. I can't see. I don't need your help with my blindness. I will take care of my sightless self." blah blah "My feelings for you haven't changed because you're blind" ... silence ... "wait a minute. Have your feelings for me changed?"

Janet wants to take Liberty to NYC to see some "doctors". Liberty will only go if they can see Spamalot on Broadway and visit the Hard Rock Cafe, and she and Janet have a huge argument about it.

2:30PM EST: MeCarly just told Craig "I just finished reaming you out". How much did she drink?

2:40PM EST: Noah says "How can I feel the same way about you. I'm blind. Everything is different". Luke gets up in his face, and tells him that he was alays be in love with him, and no Rick Astley looking interloper will ever change that.

Reid is standing before the judge ... and obviously hasn't learned his lesson, thankfully. He tells the judge that Oakdale is full of doody-heads, and the cops are dumb, and the whole town smells like butt and pickles. He also says he can't wait to get out of there and get back to Dallas, and the judge says "you just threatened to leave, which means you're a flight risk, so I'm going to remand you til your court date next month.". Reid starts freaking out, but Dr. Bob enters the courtroom and says "May I approach the bench?"

2:45PM EST: Dr. Bob tells the judge to release Reid into his custody, and he'll make him work at the hospital under his guidance til his trial. Reid says "Can I still choose jail ... or a firing squad?", but the judge agrees. I guess Reid is sticking around for a while.

2:55PM EST: Luke and Noah are getting to ready to leave the hospital when reid comes in and says "I hope you're happy. because of you, I'm stuck in OakHELL". Okay, I have to give him props for that one. Luke says "good, now you can operate on Noah". Reid says hell no, but Luke wheels Noah away while saying "we'll call you for a consultation".

Preview Time: If Luke can cure this guys' asshattery, it'll be a miracle. We'll be back when he tries.