Liveblogging "As The World Turns" : "Um ... I Can Explain!"

Can Luke convince Noah that Reid was just giving him mouth-to-mouth? Join us for the fun at 2 PM EST!

2:05 PM EST: Noah is still creepily peering through the window when Richard walks up and says "who are you creepily peering at it?" Noah asks Richard who the guys is with Luke, and Richard says "That's your doctor, dude. I told you he was hot."

Luke and Reid are still going hot and heavy when Luke sees Noah creepily peering through the window. He pulls away and says "Noah is creepily peering through the window." Reid says "relax, he can't creepily see that far. All he can creepily see is shapes and colors." Luke goes outside, and Noah asks if he and Richard can come in. Luke says "yeah, but you should know I'm not alone." Noah says "I know."

Henry and Vienna are playing a sex game called Caped Crusader. I'm not making that up. Vienna mentions the made-up maternity doctor she's seeing, a bit of trivia we'll no doubt hear about a lot more. Henry answers the door wearing just his cape, and I have to say it's a bit odd that the Caped Crusader he's emulating is Supergirl.

2:15PM EST: Okay, it sounds like the doctor is named "Dr. Rabbit". That's what Vienna came up with? Seriously? So was she looking at a bunny when she came up with the name, ala Jan Brady and "George Glass"?

Okay, a few weeks a go I titled one of the liveblogs "Blind Man's Bluff", but I should have saved it for today, because that's what Noah is trying to play. He tells Luke and Reid that all he could see were "two bodies" ... and to pull it off, he squints his eyes when he says it. Nice touch. Subtle.

BTW, I think it was quite sporting of Richard to wear that Where's Waldo shirt, so Noah could easily identify him in a crowd. Very considerate, dude.

2:30PM EST: Our gaggle of gays (that's the correct term for four or more) go to the only bar in Oakdale. Richard and Noah sit at a table where Richard asks when he's going to tell Luke he has his sight back. Noah coldly says "when the time is right", and then rudely dismisses Richard, saying "Shouldn't you get back to work? Oh, and thanks for the ride." Richard leaves until the next time a gay doormat is needed.

Reid and Luke whisper to each other up at the bar, with Luke saying "blah blah, I love him, blah, blah". I hate to say this, but maybe Luke needs to start drinking again. Reid says "blah blah, you just feel guilty, blah blah, idiot, blah blah, Mr.Snyder". Reid tells Luke he has a decision to make, and leaves. Luke looks over at Noah, who he doesn't know has been creepily watching the whole exchange.

2:35PM EST: Luke sits down with Noah and says "Things have been pretty rough for us. But I love you, and I want you back. I hate the fact that we're not together. I want things to go back the way they were." Noah says "are you just saying this because you feel guilty?". Luke asks why he should feel guilty, and Noah says "Cut the bull. I know what's going on. I saw you kiss Dr. Oliver". BUSTED!

2:45PM EST: Oh dear. Eleanor Rigby is about to to be hauled off to the nuthouse again.

Luke says "you can see?", and Noah says "yeah", and then something awesome happens, Noah gets on his high horse about Luke kissing Reid, and starts foaming at the mouth about being betrayed, and tells Luke that he's not going to be his fallback choice, and how could Luke do this ... completely forgetting that he has his own Reid ... named Richard. Luke ties to explain that he's in love with Noah, and the thing with Reid didn't mean anything, but Noah gets up and says "i've got my sight now. I don't need you." Just when I thought Noah couldn't be more of an ass ...

2:55PM EST: Reid is home watching TV when Luke barges in and tells him that Noah has his sight back and he saw them kissing. Now Noah doesn't want anything to do with him, and ... Reid interrupts and says "what are you doing here? You're not here because you told Noah the truth about us, you're here because Noah found out about us and dumped you". Tell it like it is, Reid! Luke protests, but Reid continues "You're hurt, so you went crawling to the nearest shoulder. I'm not interested., Go and lick your wounds somewhere else. I won't be licking them or anything else." Okay, I added that last sentence, but Reid finishes by saying "let me make it easy. get out." DOOR SLAM! Okay, it was more of a Door Shut!, but Reid did it with hostility.

Preview Time: From 2 boyfriends to none in one episode .. way to go, Luke!