Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Now where were we?

Since the last time we Liveblogged from Oakdale, Brad died and is now a ghost, and Carly returned from her pregnancy rehab.

Noah is also back with his apparently finished opus, which prompts Mason to tell Luke that he's declaring open season on Noah's affections.

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2:05PM EST: Okay, I was wrong. Noah is just beginning to film his opus. From what I can tell, he's filming a soft-core skin flick, but I could be wrong. Mason says "You're off to an impressive start". Noah says "I wish Luke was here", and Mason grimaces and says "I'm glad Luke isn't here".

Holden (who has a truly unfortunate haircut today) tells Lily "I've arranged a hearing today. I need to have my death certificate voided, seeing as how I'm ... still alive and all. Also, Lily, you can't continue to be married to me and Damian ... as fun and tiring as that might be for you.".

Parker looks like he's grown a foot in the last month, but his suit still looks like one of those giant David Bryne suits. The poor boy is swimming in it.

2:10PM EST: Seriously, Parker is almost freakishly tall now. He's like a reverse Webster. Lily is still a trembling, teary mess. Some things never change. And Meg has apparently gone bat-crap crazy over Damian.

Who the hell did Holden's hair today? He looks like Woodstock (the bird, not the hippie festival).

Noah tells Mason "this is my set, and if I want to have my boyfriend here, I will!" Mason replies "This is your first time filming, and you should concentrate only on the production. Luke will be a distraction."

Okay, all of the hair today is completely insane. I love it!

2:20PM EST: Craig and All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes Rosanna are about to spill the beans to Carly about their affair when Carly has a booze flashback and needs to attend a "meeting".

Chi Chi LaNoah is about to film his first sex scene when Luke shows up for moral support, to the great consternation of Mason.

Holden and Lily clash at the hearing, and Holden asks the judge to annul one of the marriages. But which one?

2:30PM EST: Carly tells Craig and Rosanna "I can sense that there's something you want to tell me, and I'm sure my fragile psyche can take whatever it is, but first I want you to attend an open meeting with me which is for the friends and family of alcoholics who love them and would never, ever, betray them".

Damian interrupts the hearing to tell Lily "If you want to annul our marriage, I understand. I have Meg anyway". Okay, he doesn't say that, but he does say "if you want to annul our marriage, we can have a fresh start". Um, huh?

2:40PM EST: Filming begins. RAWR! I'm liking the shirtless actor Noah hired. Wait a minute! Is this movie supposed to be about Noah's life? Then the hairy, beefy hunk that just got of bed is supposed to be ... Noah?

Noah is giving instructions to the actors while Luke rolls his eyes and makes "Luke faces".

Holden tells Lily "If you want me back, then I never want you to see Damian again". Yeah, that'll work.

2:50PM EST: Noah yells "cut", and Mason congratulates everyone, and kisses Noah on the forehead. Noah says "where's Luke?" and is told that Luke ran off in a huff.

Luke runs into Damian and tells him that Mason is trying to undermine his relationship with Noah. Damian says "you're a Grimaldi, that means you lie and manipulate til you get what you want!".

Suddenly Daft Punk has taken over the soundtrack, as robotic chirps and squeaks fill the air as Carly fondles some lingerie and Craig and Meet You All The Way Rosanna passionately kiss.

Preview Time: Mason and Luke stake their claim.