Liveblogging "As The World Turns": Lights, Camera ... Murder!

Sorry, I've just always wanted to write "Lights, Camera, ... Murder!" Actually, I'm hoping that Noah's film turns out to be spectacular just so I can hear someone say "here's your Oscar, Mayer".

Anyway ... join us for the fun, and refresh for updates!

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2:05PM EST: Carly calls All I Wanna Do In the Middle Of The Evening is Hold You Tight Rosanna and can tell she's in bed with someone. So how long will it take for her to figure out it's Craig.

Luke shows up at the after party for the first day of filming, and tells Noah he's on his way to a Grimaldi meeting and can't stay. Noah accuses him of having an attitude. Wait a minute! Luke having an attitude? That's crazy talk. Mason comes up and calls him "Luke Skywalker". Okay, that line is too stupid even for me.

2:10PM EST: Holden tells the judge he wants to end his marriage. Great, another reason for Lily to be trembly and teary-eyed.

Carly finds Rosanna's trashy black lingerie and wants to know who she's sleeping with. Rosanna says "Um ... that's not mine. I bought it for you. That's right, I bought you an entirely inappropriate gift for your welcome back. But don't worry, it comes with matching crotchless panties".

Luke and Noah are chatting about how Luke is not a part of Noah's film thing, and Noah says 'I want you to be". Mason interrupts, and Luke says "that's okay, I have to get to the meeting away, They're always impressed with my eggplant-colored suit".

2:20PM EST: Lily and Holden are officially not married any longer. Now she and Damian can live happily ever after. Well, until the increasingly unstable Meg blackmails Damian into getting back together.

Holden tells Luke "your mother and I are over, but please don't let that happen with you and Noah".

Meg shows up to seduce Damian ... in her new ... eggplant-colored dress. Is there a sale on eggplant colors in Oakdale this week?

2:35PM EST: Noah and the film crew are watching the dailies of the film and Luke comes in just in time to see the part where Mason kisses Noah on the forehead. Noah tries to convince Luke that it was nothing, and says "I am not interested in Mason". Luke counters with "Well he has made it very clear that he's interested in you". Yeah, because a kiss that your grandma would give you constitutes hot gay action on this show

Luke gets his claws out and tell Mason "I thought it was a good scene, except for the kiss at the end. That was pathetic"."

2:45PM EST: Mason tells Luke "I'm his professor, and while I am, it's hands off. But as soon as I'm not, then it's game on!" Luke says "does Noah know that?", and Mason hisses "Noah is a big boy, and he can make his own decisions about who he wants to be with. Do you really think your last name and your eggplant-colored suits are going to keep you warm at night?" Finally, some life!

2:55PM EST: Luke tells Noah what Mason said about it being "open season" after the film is over, and Noah laughs it off. Oh, Noah. As the two of them leave, Mason glares at Luke menacingly, and Luke has his "nyah, nyah, nyah" look. Okay, I volunteer to hold the ruler if these guys just want to get it over with.

Preview Time: No Nuke, which is a shame. Carly has a snarling fit, Brad's ghost shows up (why are ghost always clothed?), and Jack is about to swan dive from a rooftop.